Good Morning, Do, Today is Thursday, November 24 Happy Thanksgiving, if you are in the US! Thank you, Gene!! Have FUN! DearWebby Todays Bonehead Award: Florida woman stalks and shoots while life streaming Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, November 24 in  1615 French King Louis XIII married Ann of Austria. They were both 14 years old. See More of what happened on this day in history. ______________________________________________________ 
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 ______________________________________________________ Reported by the Bausell Sailor An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Kendra J. McNish, 24, Gainesville, Florida  Florida woman stalks and shoots while life streaming  After arguing with her significant other's ex-girlfriend for two days on Facebook, Kendra McNish threatened the woman via a Facebook live stream, police said, before shooting twice into a random man's apartment. By Nicole Wiesenthal Correspondent A woman used Facebook Live on Sunday, police say, to send a video notification of her dislike to her significant other's ex-girlfriend, before shooting into a random victim's apartment. Kendra J. McNish, 24, of 1111 NE 24th St. in Gainesville, was arrested Sunday after she created a Facebook Live video as she followed a woman to an apartment, making threats and preparing to shoot a gun, a report said. McNish was charged with shooting a deadly missile into a dwelling and aggravated stalking, a Gainesville Police report said. She fired two shots into the victim's apartment. McNish had been arguing for two days through Facebook with her significant others ex, a report said, and Sunday, McNish created a live stream video in which she traveled from the Northwest Sixth Street area where she works to the location she believed was the home of the person she'd argued with, police said. In the video, McNish advised her intended victim: Im on my way to your house so you can do whatever the f**k you need to do," "call the cops ... I'm about to pull up," and that shed let the woman "slide" too many times. McNish entered the apartment complex at 309 SW 16th Ave. where she believed the woman lived. The officer who reviewed the Facebook live video noted that McNish is shown entering the complex, and then the audio captured the sound of a zipper being pulled, and what the officer described as "the distinct sound of a firearm slide being racked." The camera is placed in an area that obstructs the view, the report said, and the video ends shortly after, but not before a shot that shows McNish outside the apartment building. The woman McNish was trying to find received word of the threatening video, looked outside and heard what sounded like two gunshots. The rounds from the gun went through some mans residence in the complex through his front door and into his wall while he was sitting inside, the report said. McNish, whose occupation was listed on her arrest report as stylist, was detained at Blys School of Cosmetology on Northwest Sixth Street. She told police she didn't know anything about a shooting, and after more questioning, police said she told them "this situation is funny" and asked for a lawyer. McNish remained in the Alachua County Jail Monday in lieu of an $8,000 bond.  ______________________________________________________  Tech Support Pits >From Brad Re: Scroll Lock Dear Webby, What is the scroll lock key for ? Is that just some old legacy stuff ? Brad  Dear Brad The Scroll lock is mostly just for spreadsheet and database work. When you hit that, and then scroll with the arrow keys or the tilt wheelm of the mouse, you move the spreadsheet, not the highlighted cell. Have FUN! DearWebby     Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Harold's violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly. The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, "For Pete's sake, can't you play something the dog doesn't know?!" 
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 Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Tip: Removing Labels from Plastic Containers  By Lyn Barrett H. [2 Posts] 7 found this helpful Use a hair dryer. Move it over label for a few minutes on warm, then turn dryer off. Start to peel from one corner. It should peel easily. If there is any residue left, use a cotton bud with a little eucalyptus oil. That will dissolve it. Wash in soapy water to clear any smell of the oil. By Lyn from Bowen, Australia Anonymous Take top off from pill bottle put in microwave for 30 seconds. Label comes right off.  
  
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 ____________________________________________________ The young bride's mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter. "Never let your husband see you in the nude," she advised. "You should always wear something." "Yes, mother," replied the obedient girl. Two weeks after the wedding, as the girl and her brand-new husband were preparing to retire when the guy asked, "Dear, has there ever been any insanity in your family?" "Not that I know of," she answered. "Why? "Well, we've been married for two weeks now and every night you've worn that silly hat to bed." ____________________________________________________ Angus McInnes is dying. On his deathbed, he looks up and says: "Is my wife here?" "Yes, dear, I'm here, next to you," his wife replies. "Are my children here?" he asks. "Yes, daddy, we are all here." "And my other relatives? Are they also here?" "Yes, we are all here," says one. "Then why is the light on in the kitchen?" ____________________________________________________  
  
 
This is just weird. 
 A couple are asleep in their beds late one night, when the wife thinks she hears a noise downstairs. She nudges her husband and whispers, "Wake up, wake up!" "What's the matter?" he asks. "There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they're eating the broccoli casserole I made tonight." "That'll teach them!" says the husband. 
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 Today on November 24 1615 French King Louis XIII married Ann of Austria. They were both 14 years old. 1859 Charles Darwin, a British naturalist, published "On the Origin of Species." It was the paper in which he explained his theory of evolution through the process of natural selection. 1863 During the Civil War, the battle for Lookout Mountain began in Tennessee. 1871 The National Rifle Association was incorporated in the U.S. 1874 Joseph F. Glidden was granted a patent for a barbed fencing material. 1903 Clyde J. Coleman received the patent for an electric self-starter for an automobile. 1940 Nazis closed off the Jewish ghetto in Warsaw, Poland. Over the next three years the population dropped from 350,000 to 70,000 due to starvation, disease and deportations to concentration camps. 1944 During World War II, the first raid against the Japanese capital of Tokyo was made by land-based U.S. bombers. 1947 The "Hollywood 10," were cited for contempt of Congress for refusing to answer questions about alleged Communist influence in their industry. 1963 Dallas nightclub owner Jack Ruby shot and killed Lee Harvey Oswald live on national television. 1969 Apollo 12 landed safely in the Pacific Ocean bringing an end to the second manned mission to the moon. 1971 Hijacker Dan Cooper, known as D.B. Cooper, parachuted from a Northwest Airlines 727 over Washington state with $200,000 in ransom. 1983 The Palestine Liberation Organization released six Israeli prisoners in exchange for the release of 4,500 Palestinians and Lebanese held by the Israelis. 1985 In Malta, Egyptian commandos stormed an Egyptian jetliner. 60 people died in the raid. 1987 The U.S. and the Soviet Union agreed to scrap short- and medium-range missiles. It was the first superpower treaty to eliminate an entire class of nuclear weapons. 1989 Czechoslovakia's hard-line party leadership resigned after more than a week of protests against its policies. 1992 In China, a domestic jetliner crashed, killing 141 people. 1993 Robert Thompson and Jon Venables (both 11 years old) were convicted of murdering 2-year-old James Bulger of Liverpool, England. They were both sentenced to "indefinite detention" and released six years later. 1995 In Ireland, the voters narrowly approved a constitutional amendment legalizing divorce. 1996 Rusty Wallace won the first NASCAR event to be held in Japan. 1996 Barry Sanders (Detroit Lions) set an NFL record when he recorded his eighth straight 1,000-yard season. 1998 AOL (America Online) announced a deal for their purchase of Netscape for $4.21 billion. They killed Netscape and used IE. 2016 Do smiled. 
 

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