Good Morning, Do! Today is Friday, September 24 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!  ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________  Tow truck driver murdered by illegal immigrant  ___________________________________________________ Today, Sept 24 in 1929 The first all-instrument flight took place in New York when Lt. James H. Doolittle guided a Consolidated NY2 Biplane over Mitchell Field. ____________________________________________________ You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well. --- Carrie Fisher (1956 - ) Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway. --- Elbert Hubbard I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own bat than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice. --- W. Somerset Maugham ____________________________________________________ The minister had just finished an excellent chicken dinner at the home of a member of his congregation when he saw a rooster come strutting through the yard. "That's certainly a proud-looking rooster you have there," the minister commented. "Yes, sir," replied the farmer. "He has reason to be proud -- one of his daughters has just entered the ministry!" ____________________________________________________   ____________________________________________________ At a local coffee shop, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" A little old lady at the next table overheard and spoke up, "Girl, what you really want is a television set!" ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Luis Delgadillo Garcia, Phoenix, Arizona, USA  Tow truck driver murdered by illegal immigrant  Phoenix police have made an arrest after a man was found dead inside of a tow truck near 36th Avenue and Buckeye Road on Sept. 1. Officers arrived at the scene at 5 p.m. on Sept. 14 for what was originally reported as a stabbing. They found 31-year-old Evanni Corona inside of a nearby tow truck with a gunshot wound, officials said. Corona was transported to an area hospital where he later died. "The doctor pulled me aside and told me that he passed away due to a gunshot wound," Corona's cousin, Kris Galvan, recounted. "Being in his truck, working especially, it's just unbelievable." Weeks later, police took 29-year-old Luis Delgadillo Garcia, who reportedly made threats on Corona's life the week leading up to the shooting. According to court documents, surveillance video from that afternoon showed Corona in his tow truck waiting to turn left onto Buckeye Road. A black Jeep could be seen pulling up alongside him, and it followed the truck for some time. An investigation revealed that a vehicle with a description matching the Jeep had been stolen on Aug. 22. Detectives also discovered that the victim and the suspect knew each other. They say Corona was already shot twice by Garcia in June 2021 at a tow storage lot, but Garcia claimed self-defense. It was revealed that Corona reportedly confronted Garcia, reportedly because Garcia was stealing his business. At the time, no gun was found, and police did not arrest Garcia. Court documents, however, show Corona's wife telling detectives her husband felt like someone was following him since then. In addition, police officials say threatening messages from Garcia were found on Corona's phone. Garcia faces multiple charges including first-degree murder and car theft.  ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________  From: Rosa Re: Simple calculator Dear Webby, I need a simple and quick calculator, that does not get buried on my desk. I know, I could crank up Open Office CALC, but that is way overkill for what I need. Just simple and quick! Btw., I use Chrome on W7 machines. I don't allow the slow W10 nuisances anywhere in the building. Rosa  Dear Rosa Good for you! I too have insufficient patience for W10. For simple calculations just go up on Chrome to the URL line. Type or paste your calculation question like for example: 365*76*24/15 and hit enter. For simple calculations you can't beat that. Have FUN! DearWebby 
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 A college senior takes his his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action. A substitute was put into the game, and as he was running onto the field to take his position, the boy said to his girfriend, "Take a good look at that fellow. I expect him to be our best man next year." His girfriend snuggled closer and said to the surprised young man, "That's the strangest way I ever heard of for a fellow to propose to a girl. But regardless of how you said it, I accept!" ____________________________________________ The aged patient doddered into the doctor's office with a serious complaint. "Doc, you've got to do something to lower my sex drive." "Come on now SquirrelBait," the doctor said, "your sex drives all in your head." "That's what I mean, you've got to lower it a couple of feet." ______________________________________________ A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son strolled around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but absolutely mezmerised by the two shiney, silver walls that moved apart, then slide back together again. The boy asked,"Pa, what's 'at?" The father, also never having seen an elevator responded,"Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in all my life. I just ain't got no idea what it could be." While the boy and his father watched in amazement, an older fat lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pushed a button. The walls opened up, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers light up sequentially. They watched until it reached the last number, and a few seconds later the numbers lit up one by one in reverse sequence until the number 1 lit up, the walls opened up again, and this voluptuous 24 year old blonde stepped out and strolled away. The father, not being able to take his eyes of the woman leaned over and quietly said to his son,"Boy, go get your Momma!!!!!! ______________________________________________ 
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 Today, Sept 24, in 1869 Thousands of businessmen were financially ruined after a panic on Wall Street. The panic was caused by an attempt to corner the gold market by Jay Gould and James Fisk. 1915 "The Lamb," Douglas Fairbanks first film, was shown at the Knickerbocker Theater in New York City, NY. 1929 The first all-instrument flight took place in New York when Lt. James H. Doolittle guided a Consolidated NY2 Biplane over Mitchell Field. 1933 "Roses and Drums" was heard on WABC in New York City. It was the first dramatic presentation for radio. 1955 U.S. President Dwight Eisenhower suffered a heart attack while on vacation in Denver, CO. 1957 U.S. President Eisenhower sent federal troops to Little Rock, AR, to enforce school integration. 1960 The first nuclear powered aircraft carrier was launched. The USS Enterprise set out from Newport News, VA. 1963 The U.S. Senate ratified a treaty that limited nuclear testing. The treaty was between the U.S., Britain, and the Soviet Union. 1995 Three decades of Israeli occupation of West Bank cities ended with the signing of a pact by Israel and the PLO. 1996 The United States, represented by President Clinton, and the world's other major nuclear powers signed a Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty to end all testing and development of nuclear weapons. 1998 The U.S. Federal Reserve released into circulation $2 billion in new harder-to-counterfeit $20 bills. 2001 U.S. President George W. Bush froze the assets of 27 suspected terrorists and terrorist groups. 2021 Do smiled. 
 
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