Good Morning, Do! Today is Monday, June 7 Still problems at Telus! They gave me back the speed I had before they sabotaged me on May 31, but their routing is still screwed up. Giving me back the speed I had for the last 10 years proved that they had lied about the copper getting old and rotten. They are now planning to "upgrade" me from copper to fiber on June 10, and claim that will fix their screw-up. We'll see. ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________  Mother of Florida teen arrested for stabbing classmate 114 times arrested for evidence tampering  ___________________________________________________ Today, June 7 in 1942 The Battle of Midway ended. The sea and air battle lasted 4 days. Japan lost four carriers, a cruiser, and 292 aircraft, and suffered 2,500 casualties. The U.S. lost the Yorktown, the destroyer USS Hammann, 145 aircraft, and suffered 307 casualties. Midway was the secret US base, from where the US had harassed the Japanese for years and caused them to eventually bomb Pearl Harbor. By that time, the carriers and big capital ships were all in Mindway. ____________________________________________________ All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. --- Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC) ____________________________________________________ I couldn't help overhearing a man on his cell phone. "I know it's something you want," he said earnestly, "but I don't think tattoos are a good idea. And the same goes for body piercing. As long as you're living in my house, I think you should respect my wishes." I was secretly cheering him on for his fatherly firmness. Then came the 'coup de grace': "Besides, Ma, you're 75 years old! A tatoo like that would look silly on you!" ____________________________________________________   ____________________________________________________ New Yorkers are a breed apart. A man was mugged but had no cash. Afraid he'd be hurt, he offered to write the guy a check. The mugger said dumbfounded, "A Check ? Why would I take a check from you? I don't even know you!" ____________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Crystal Smith, 35, St Augustine, Florida, USA  Mother of Florida teen arrested for stabbing classmate 114 times arrested for evidence tampering  Crystal Smith, 35, the mother of Aiden Fucci, the 14-year-old accused of stabbing his 13-year-old classmate Tristyn Bailey to death, has been arrested for evidence tampering. According to the St. Johns County Sheriffs Office, Smith turned herself in to authorities Saturday afternoon. Baileys family reported her missing on the morning of May 9 and a neighbor found her body that evening in a heavily wooded area. The medical examiner said she had been stabbed 114 times. Fucci was arrested for her murder the next day. According to an arrest report, surveillance video from Fuccis home shows deputies speaking with Fucci in front of Smith before he voluntarily left with them. After Fucci left, the video shows Smith going into her sons bedroom, removing a pair of blue jeans, taking them into an adjacent bathroom and scrubbing them over a sink. She was later seen taking those jeans into the master bedroom. Approximately 10 minutes later, someone else is seen on video talking with Smith, who retrieves the jeans from the master bedroom. The pair are seen inspecting the jeans several times before Smith takes them back to Fuccis bedroom. Detectives spoke with the other person in the video who told them Smith told her she washed the jeans and said she didnt know if there was blood on them or not. The witness added that she asked Smith why she would wash the jeans and told her she could get in trouble for it. While investigating Baileys murder, Fucci was placed inside an audio and video recorded room with Smith and his father. While in the room, Smith asked Fucci if he was sure nothing was on his jeans from the previous night. He responded with, "I think so, why?" Then Smith is seen giving Fucci a questioning look and heard whispering, "Blood." Using a search warrant, detectives found the blue jeans in question in Fuccis bedroom. Detectives say the jeans tested positive for the presence of blood as did the drain of the bathroom sink where Smith was seen scrubbing them. St. Johns County Sheriff Robert Hardwick said, "I remain incredibly proud of the men and women of the St. Johns County Sheriffs Office for their continued thoroughness in this investigation. Our goal in any investigation is to ensure proper accountability across the board for successful prosecution." He added, "Crystal Smith will be held responsible for her role in this case and justice will be served for Tristyn Bailey and her family." Smith is being held on a $25,000 bond.  
 DearWebby's Tech Support Pits FROM: DearWebby RE: Telus Problem Obviously the problem is not the copper, but Telus in Calgary, either playing stupid games, or just routine incompetence. They now gave me back the speed I had before they sabotaged me on May 31, but their routing is still screwed up. That proves that the copper did NOT rot or rust. They are now planning to "upgrade" me from copper to fiber on June 10, and claim that will fix their screw-up. We'll see.  Dear Do! There may be some more disruption on June 10 or 11 Have FUN! DearWebby 
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 In a lot of Southern towns, the influence of the Baptist Church is felt in many different walks of life. For example, sexual relations between two unmarried adults is illegal. It seems they felt it might lead to dancing. ___________________________________________ A patient in a mental hospital was being reviewed for possible release. When asked what he would do if released, he replied, "I am going to make a slingshot and come back here and break every dang window in the place." Obviously, his release was denied. Six months later, the board was again considering his release and again asked him the same question. His reply was the same... "I am going to make a sling shot and come back here and break every dang window in the place." Again, he was turned down. Several months later he was complaining to a fellow patient that he could never seem to get released. The patient asked him what he said when they interviewed him, and he told him. The patient said, "You will never get released with answers like that. You have to tell them what they want to hear. Let me give you some advice on how to answer them when they ask you questions." So, after considerable coaching, the man felt that he was ready. So when the board met again, they again asked him what he would do if they let him out. But this time he was ready. He said, "I am going to get a job, find an apartment and settle down..." "Good," they said, "and then what?" He said, "I want to meet a nice girl and start dating." They agreed he was making real progress and asked, "And then what?" He said, "One night when we are alone in my apartment, I am going to make passionate love to my girlfriend! First, I'll lie her on the bed." "Yes?" they said excitedly. "Then I am going to gently remove all her clothes," he continued. The board members were really getting excited now and asked, "Then what are you going to do?" He said, "Then, I am going to take the elastic out of her panties, make myself a slingshot, come back here and break every dang window in this place!!!" ____________________________________________ Angus was returning to Scotland after a year in exile and was met at the station by his two brothers Lorne and Neil. "Lorne!, Neil!, Why did you grow beards while I was away?" Lorne replied angrily "What do you expect? You took the razor blade with you!" ___________________________________________________ 
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 Today, June 7, in 1494 Spain and Portugal divided the new lands they had discovered between themselves. 1498 Christopher Columbus left on his third voyage of exploration. 1546 Peace of Ardes ended the current war between France and England. 1654 Louis XIV was crowned king of France. 1712 The Pennsylvania Assembly banned the importation of slaves. 1775 The United Colonies changed their name to the United States. 1776 Richard Henry Lee of Virginia proposed to the Continental Congress a resolution calling for a Declaration of Independence. 1863 Mexico City was captured by French troops. 1892 J.F. Palmer patented the cord bicycle tire. 1900 Boxer rebels cut the rail links between Peking and Tientsin in China. 1903 Professor Pierre Curie revealed the discovery of Polonium. 1929 The sovereign state of Vatican City came into existence as copies of the Lateran Treaty were exchanged in Rome. 1932 Over 7,000 war veterans marched on Washington, DC, demanding their bonuses. 1935 Pierre Laval received emergency powers to save the franc. 1937 The cover of "LIFE" magazine showed the latest in campus fashions of the times, which included saddle shoes. 1939 King George VI and his wife, Queen Elizabeth, arrived in the U.S. It was the first visit to the U.S. by a reigning British monarch. 1942 The Battle of Midway ended. The sea and air battle lasted 4 days. Japan lost four carriers, a cruiser, and 292 aircraft, and suffered 2,500 casualties. The U.S. lost the Yorktown, the destroyer USS Hammann, 145 aircraft, and suffered 307 casualties. Midway was the secret US base, from where they had harassed the Japanese for years and caused them to eventually bomb Pearl Harbor. By that time, the carriers and big capital ships were in Mindway. 1942 Japan landed troops on the islands of Attu and Kiska in the Aleutians. The U.S. invaded and recaptured the Alutians one year later. 1944 Off of the coast of Normandy, France, the Susan B. Anthony sank. All 2,689 people aboard survived. 1948 The Communists completed their takeover of Czechoslovakia. 1955 "The $64,000 Question" premiered. 1965 In the U.S., the Gemini 4 mission was completed. The mission featured the first spacewalk by an American. 1968 In Operation Swift Saber, U.S. Marines swept an area 10 miles northwest of Danang in South Vietnam. 1968 Legoland Billund opend in Billund, Denmark. It was the original Legoland park. 1981 Israeli F-16 fighter-bombers destroyed Iraqs only nuclear reactor. 1983 The U.S. ordered Nicaragua to close all six of its consulates and informed 21 Nicaraguan consular officials that they could not longer remain in the U.S. 1994 The United States District Court for the Eastern District of Virginia declared the RMS Titanic, Inc. (RMST) salvor-in- possession of the wreck and the wreck site of the RMS Titanic. 2000 U.S. Federal Judge Thomas Penfield Jackson ordered the breakup of Microsoft Corporation. They refused. 2021 Do smiled. 
 
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