Good Morning, Do! Thank you, Nancy! Today is Friday, October 29 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!  ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Today's Bonehead Award: Trail Camera Caught Man's Illicit Horse Sex ___________________________________________________ Today, October 29 in 1998 The space shuttle Discovery blasted off with John Glenn on board. Glenn was 77 years old. In 1962 he became the first American to orbit the Earth. ____________________________________________________ If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in. --- Bradley's Bromide I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly. --- Michel de Montaigne (1533 - 1592) A man paints with his brains and not with his hands. --- Michelangelo ____________________________________________________ A woman was at home with her children when the telephone rang. In going to answer it, she tripped on a rug, grabbed for something to hold on to and seized the telephone table. It fell over with a crash, jarring the receiver off the hook. As it fell, it hit the family dog, who leaped up, howling and barking. The woman's three- year-old son, startled by this noise, broke into loud screams. The woman mumbled some colorful words. She finally managed to pick up the receiver and lift it to her ear, just in time to hear her husband's voice on the other end say, "Nobody's said hello yet, but I'm positive I have the right number." ____________________________________________________  ____________________________________________________ Sound travels slowly. Sometimes the things you say when your kids are teenagers, don't reach them until they're in their 40s. ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock  An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Santiago Victoria, 57, Vero Beach, Florida, USA Trail Camera Caught Man's Illicit Horse Sex Suspecting that someone had entered a barn on her property without permission, a Florida Woman set up a trail camera that subsequently recorded a laborer having repeated sexual contact with a horse housed in the structure, police report. Homeowner Catherine Engel told police that last month she installed the trail camera inside the four-stall Vero Beach barn where her horses are kept after discovering ligature marks around one horses neck. She also recalled finding bungee cords and ropes around the neck of a miniature horse even though she never placed any on it. The camera, cops say, captured Santiago Victoria, 57, entering the barn late at night and invading a stall occupied by a horse name Mariah. During three separate encounters, Victoria gets behind the horse in a sexual manner, according to an arrest affidavit. The Indian River Sheriffs Office affidavit provides a graphic account of Victorias alleged illicit conduct inside the barn. Engel identified Victoria as the suspect, telling cops that he worked for a welding company that parks vehicles on the same property where the barn is situated. When cops Friday confronted Victoria at his residence, he reportedly admitted to having sexual intercourse with the horse, but could not remember how many times. Investigators say Victoria also acknowledged that he did not have permission to be inside the barn. Seen above, Victoria was arrested on three felony burglary charges. He was booked into the county jail, where he is being held in lieu of $75,000 bond. Victoria, who has previously been convicted of DUI and violating probation, is scheduled for arraignment on November 29. A judge has ordered Victoria to stay away from Engels five- acre Vero Beach property ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From: Rita Re: How many tabs are safe in Chrome? Dear Webby, Yeah, I know you told us often enough to reduce the number of open tabs in Chrome. It does not seem to make a differenc whether I use Firefox or Edge for my Chrome, or the original Google, they all bung up and slow everything down. Isn't there some program that will automatically unload the oldest tabs? Rita Dear Rita That has ben discussed at great length for many decades. The consensus is that such a program would probably dump important stuff. Just open a free spreadsheet like Open Office CALC or an ancient and now free version of Excel, drag the litle icon from the left of the URL to the next open cell in the spreadsheet, hit the right arrow for the cell to the right of it, type a comment about that site, hit right again and type a key word, if you want, hit CTRL S to save. You can use the FIND in the spreadsheet, sort alphabetically or by date, even sort by the keyword column, have all kinds of fun, and baffle all the clueless college kids with your magic. Spreadsheets are only confusing in the first 7 minutes. Have FUN! DearWebby
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_____________________________________________ A married college student, noticeably pregnant, keeps rubbing her side during a final exam. Before she leaves, the professor asks if she is OK. "I noticed you were holding onto your side," he says. "Oh, I'm fine," she answers. "It's just that my baby was pushing his foot up and down my ribs, and it hurt a little." "Well, that's good," the professor says, feeling genuinely relieved. "Yes," she continues. "It's strange. We both normally sleep during your class." ______________________________________________ WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY! My face in the mirror Isn't wrinkled or drawn. My house isn't dirty. The cobwebs are gone. My garden looks lovely And so does my lawn. I think I might never Put my glasses back on. ______________________________________________  Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
Parents work hard to give their children a better life than they had . . . then complain about how easy the kids have it. ___________________________________________________ Today, October 29, in 1618 Sir Walter Raleigh was beheaded under a sentence that had been brought against him 15 years earlier for conspiracy against King James I. 1652 The Massachusetts Bay Colony proclaimed itself to be an independent commonwealth. 1682 William Penn landed at what is now Chester, PA. He was the founder of Pennsylvania. 1863 The International Committee of the Red Cross was founded. 1901 Leon Czolgosz, the assassin of U.S. President McKinley, was electrocuted. 1923 Turkey formally became a republic after the dissolution of the Ottoman Empire. The first president was Mustafa Kemal, later known as Kemal Ataturk. 1929 America's Great Depression began with the crash of the Wall Street stock market. 1940 The first peacetime military draft began in the U.S. to prepare for the planned WWII. 1945 The first ballpoint pens to be made commercially went on sale at Gimbels Department Store in New York at the price of $12.50 each. 1956 Israel invaded Egypt's Sinai Peninsula during the Suez Canal Crisis. 1959 General Mills became the first corporation to use close-circuit television. 1960 Muhammad Ali (Cassius Clay) won his first professional fight. 1969 The U.S. Supreme Court ordered an immediate end to all school segregation. 1973 O.J. Simpson, of the Buffalo Bills, set two NFL records. He carried the ball 39 times and he ran 157 yards putting him over 1,000 yards at the seventh game of the season. 1974 U.S. President Gerald Ford signed a new law forbidding discrimination in credit applications on the basis of sex or marital status 1985 It was announced that Maj. Gen. Samuel K. Doe had won the first multiparty election in Liberia. 1990 The U.N. Security Council voted to hold Saddam Hussein's regime liable for human rights abuses and war damages during its occupation of Kuwait. 1991 The U.S. Galileo spacecraft became the first to visit an asteroid (Gaspra). 1991 Trade sanctions were imposed on Haiti by the U.S. to pressure the new leaders to restore the ousted President Jean-Bertrand Aristide to power. 1992 Depo Provera, a contraceptive, was approved by the Food and Drug Administration. 1998 South Africa's Truth and Reconciliation Commission condemned both apartheid and violence committed by the African National Congress. 1998 The space shuttle Discovery blasted off with John Glenn on board. Glenn was 77 years old. In 1962 he became the first American to orbit the Earth. 1998 The oldest known copy of Archimedes' work sold for $2 million at a New York auction. 2001 KTLA broadcasted the first coast to coast HDTV network telecast. 2021 Do smiled. |
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