| Good Morning, Do! Today is Saturday, June 10 ____________________________________________________ History: today, June 10 in 1920, The Republican convention in Chicago endorsed woman suffrage. ___________________________________________ Bonehead Child witnesses fatal shooting ___________________________________________________ Q It's sad that wise people don't have the patience to argue with hysterical fools and dogooders. --- Socratex Silence often says much more than trying to say what's been said before." George Harrison 1943-2001 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. --- Hunter S. Thompson (1939 - 2005) ______________________________________________________ Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir." _____________________________________________________ Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone, "Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir." Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he brusquely asked, "What do you want?" "Nothing important, sir," the airman replied, "just here to hook up your telephone." _____________________________________________________ Looks like the West end of my lake up in the Yukon. I often regret that I moved South after 30 years in the Yukon. ___________________________________________________ A Bonehead award has been reported by Rock Sammie Thomas, 37, Boynton Beach, Florida, Arizona, USA Child witnesses fatal shooting A man from Boynton Beach was arrested in connection to a fatal shooting in Royal Palm Beach and also faces charges of aggravated child abuse. The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office (PBSO) said 37-year-old Sammie Thomas was identified as the gunman involved in the fatal shooting of a man. The sheriff's office said on June 3, at around 3:30 p.m. deputies were dispatched to a residence along Nottingham Road, between Okeechobee Blvd. and Southern Ave. When deputies arrived, a man was discovered suffering from multiple gunshot wounds inside the residence. He was lying unresponsive on the living room floor. The 32-year-old victim was taken to St. Mary's Medical Center where he later died from his injuries, according to the arrest affidavit. The witness told detectives, at the time of the shooting, the children were inside the bedroom. However, surveillance footage unequivocally establishes; at least one of the children witnessed the entire shooting. The arrest report details what the ring camera showed. At approximately 03:27 p.m., a petrified child is seen running out of the front door of the home covering his ears after two gunshots are heard. Shortly after, a man's voice is heard saying, Stop playing bro, this is what you wanted bro." Once the young child re-enters the residence, a woman's voice utters Go in the room boy." In addition, the arrest report states, the same male voice is heard asking, Where are the keys," and He's gone man. Then Thomas took the keys belonging the witness and got into a Chevrolet Utility Vehicle and fled the scene. When the vehicle was recovered and a search warrant was issued on June 4, investigators found a black semi-automatic handgun was recovered from underneath a black hoodie on the front passenger seat. The forensic pathologist determined that three of the gunshot wounds were consistent with being shot while laying on the ground. The arrest report also noted that "the victim had a gunshot wound to the back of the head, indicative of his back being turned to the shooter." On June 5, the sheriff's office said Thomas was interviewed. However, detectives said Thomas statement was not consistent with the physical evidence at the scene, the childrens statement, the ring camera audible capture, and the autopsy results. The sheriff's office said along with a second-degree murder charge, Thomas was also charged with shooting inside an occupied dwelling in violation and aggravated child abuse. ___________________________________________________ Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Soldier: Do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR! ___________________________________________________ In the Ozarks, there was a mountaineer that was reputed to have the best hunting dog ever, by the name of Co-pilot. Three city folks went up in the mountains and wanted to rent him. "Good huntin dog, gonna cost ya $50.00 a day." They agreed, and three days later came back with the limit. The next year they came back. "Co-pilot got better, gonna cost ya $75.00 a day." Again they agreed, and 2 days later came back with the limit. The third year they came back and told the mountaineer they had to have Co-pilot, even if it cost $100.00 a day. "You can have the worthless mutt for $5.00 a day, and I'm overcharging you $4.00." "But we don't understand, what happened to him?" "Well, a crew from that there air base in Okaloosa County Florida come up and rented him. One of them idiots called him pilot, and he's been sitting on his ass barkin ever since." _____________________________________________________ From: Lorna RE: Transfer email to a new machine Dear Webby, How do you transfer email to a new computer? Like you, I am using Eudora, and have since the early 90s. You helped me hose it over from XP to W7, but I forgot how. My dementheimers is almost as bad as Joe Who's. So, how do I do it, pretty please? Lorna Dear Lorna First dump any folders, that are obsolete, for example former lovers, politicians, etc. Dump spam and trash. Get a good size camera chip. They are making really huge ones now really cheap. Drag the entire Eudora folder onto the chip, including Eudora_6.2.5.6.exe, if you have the last of the good ones. The two nndbase files are your address book. Make sure you do not miss those! The mbx and the toc files are your mails. Then use your sneeaker net to haul the chip over to the new machine, copy it all into a new folder, make a shortcut to Eudora_6.2.5.6.exe, and run it. That is all there is to it. Have fun! Dearwebby ____________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the humor letter, please donate what you can! If you like my work,please donate a dollar, or two, if you can afford it!Please, help me stay online! ___________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ History Today June 10, in 1776, The Continental Congress appointed a committee to write a Declaration of Independence. 1793, The Jardin des Plantes zoo opened in Paris. It was the first public zoo. 1801, The North African State of Tripoli declared war on the U.S. The dispute was over merchant vessels being able to travel safely through the Mediterranean. The Marines had to go there and clue them in. 1806, New York's "Commercial Advertiser" became the first U.S. newspaper to cover the sport of harness racing. 1854, The U.S. Naval Academy in Annapolis, MD, held its first graduation. 1898, U.S. Marines landed in Cuba during the Spanish-American War. 1902, The "outlook" or "see-through" envelope was patented by Americus F. Callahan. 1903, Binney & Smith Company began developing a product line of wax crayons. The product was named Crayola. 1909, The SOS distress signal was used for the first time. The Cunard liner SS Slavonia used the signal when it wrecked off the Azores. 1916, Mecca, under control of the Turks, fell to the Arabs during the Great Arab Revolt. 1920, The Republican convention in Chicago endorsed woman suffrage. 1924, The Republican National Convention was broadcast by NBC radio. It was the first political convention to be on radio. 1925, The state of Tennessee adopted a new biology text book that denied the theory of evolution. 1933, Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow were in a car accident on a rural road in north Texas. The third-degree burns suffered by Parker resulted in a pronounced limp for the rest of her life. 1935, Alcoholic Anonymous was founded by William G. Wilson and Dr. Robert Smith. 1940, Italy declared war on France and Britain. In addition, Canada declared war on Italy. 1943, Laszlo Biro patented his ballpoint pen. Biro was a Hungarian journalist. 1943, The Allies began bombing Germany around the clock. 1946, Italy established a republic replacing its monarchy. 1948, Chuck Yeager exceeded the speed of sound in the Bell XS- 1. 1954, General Motors announced the gas turbine bus had been produced successfully. 1967, Israel and Syria agreed to a cease-fire that ended the Six-Day War. 1970, A fifteen-man group of special forces troops began training for Operation Kingpin. The operation was a POW rescue mission in North Vietnam. 1971, The U.S. ended a 21-year trade embargo of China. 1984, The U.S. Army successfully tested an antiballistic missile. 1984, The United States and the Vatican established full diplomatic relations for the first time in 117 years. 1985, Frank Sinatra was portrayed as a friend of organized crime in a "Doonesbury" comic strip. Over 800 newspapers carried the panel. 1985, The Israeli army pulled out of Lebanon after 1,099 days of occupation. 1990, The Civic Forum movement won Czechoslovakia's first free elections since 1946. The movement was founded by President Vaclav Havel. 1990, Bulgaria's former Communist Party won the country's first free elections in more than four decades. 1993, It was announced by scientists that genetic material was extracted from an insect that lived when dinosaurs roamed the Earth. 1994, U.S. President Clinton intensified sanctions against Haiti's military leaders. U.S. commercial air travel was suspended along with most financial transactions between Haiti and the U.S. 1996, The Colorado Avalanche defeated the Florida Panthers in a 1-0 triple overtime game. The win ended a four-game sweep for the Stanley Cup. 1996, Britain and Ireland opened Northern Ireland peace talks. The IRA's political arm Sinn Fein was excluded. 1998, The Wisconsin Supreme Court ruled that poor children in Milwaukee could attend religious schools at taxpayer expense. 1999, NATO suspended air strikes in Yugoslavia after Slobodan Milosevic agreed to withdraw his forces from Kosovo. 2015, The movie Jurassic World opened in 60 countries. It became the first movie to make $500 million during its opening weekend. 2023, Do smiled.
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