Good Morning, Do! Today is Friday, November 5 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Today's Bonehead Award: X-Ray Tech Uses Job to Sexually Assault Children = 50 years, no parole. ___________________________________________________ Today, November 5 in 1963 Archaeologists found the remains of a Viking settlement at L'Anse aux Meadows, Newfoundland. ____________________________________________________ Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. --- Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977) You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence. --- Charles Austin Beard (1874 - 1948) ____________________________________________________ An expectant mother was being rushed to the hospital, but didn't quite make it. Assisted by the cab driver, she gave birth to her baby on the hospital lawn. Later, the father received a bill, listing "Delivery Room Fee: $500." He wrote the hospital and reminded them the baby was born on the front lawn. A week passed, and a corrected bill arrived: "Greens Fee: $200." ____________________________________________________ Mom on dragon Owl waking up ____________________________________________________ Thanks to Roland for this one: I was on vacation, playing the slot machines. It was my first time in a casino, and I wasn't sure how the machines operated. "Excuse me." I said to a casino employee. "How does this work?" The worker showed me how to insert a bill, hit the spin button, and operate the release handle. "And where does the money come out?" I asked. He smiled and motioned to a far wall before saying, "Usually at the ATM." ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Justin Stricklin, 37, Gainesville, Texas, USA X-Ray Tech Uses Job to Sexually Assault Children = 50 years, no parole. Collin County District Attorney Greg Willis announced that Justin Stricklin, 37, of Gainesville, Texas, was sentenced by a jury to 50 years in prison after that jury found him guilty of Continuous Sexual Abuse of a Child. This predator exploited privacy and safety protocols to do terrible things to innocent children. And now he will spend the next 50 years in prison facing the consequences, said Willis after sentencing. Stricklin had access to the victims through his job as an X- ray technician at Envision Imaging in Allen, Texas. Stricklin sexually abused young children while administering their X- rays in a room away from their parents. One of the children, who was eight years old, immediately out-cried to her mother who reported it to the police. Envision placed Stricklin on administrative leave. Just three months later, while the investigation was still pending, Stricklin was placed back on active status with no restrictions. A few months later, Stricklin sexually abused another victim, who was 11 years old. The child immediately out-cried to her mother, who also reported it to the police. Allen Police Department investigated the case. The children were forensically interviewed at the Childrens Advocacy Center of Collin County and disclosed details about the sexual abuse. Judge Don Adams presided over the jury trial. During the trials punishment phase, prosecutors introduced evidence of another victim Stricklin sexually abused while administering an X-ray when she was 11 years old. The jury assessed punishment at 50 years in prison. By law, a sentence for Continuous Sexual Abuse of a Child is without eligibility for parole. ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From: Dolores Re: Verify email Dear Webby, I keep getting mails, supposedly from my own email address, That I should click on a link to verify my email address. Sounds phony to me. Is it? Dolores Dear Dolores Yes, it is phony indeed. Whenever you get any mail, that pretends to be from your email address, then you KNOW it is phony. They keep raiding Yahoo and AOL/Verizon and stealing all the email addresses. As you probably know, half or more of the Yahoo and AOL addresses are duds, because people moved up. So the scammers ar trying to eliminate the dead ones from their spam database and send their spam to only those, who show they are alive by clicking on the Verify link. Don't click on it, just delete it. If you have MailWasher, then you can easily make a filter to dump mail, that is pretending to be from you, into hell, automatically, unseen. Have FUN! DearWebby | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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_____________________________________________ A young executive is leaving the office one evening when he comes across the company president standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand. "Listen," says the president, "this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly," says the young executive. He turns the machine on, inserts the paper and presses the start button. "Excellent, excellent," says the president as his paper disappears inside the machine. "I just need one copy." ______________________________________________ Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one. "No," another contended. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven." "You're both wrong," the third insisted. "The most effective prayer position is lying prostrate, face down on the floor." The repairman could contain himself no longer. "Hey, fellas, " he interrupted, "the most powerful prayin' I ever did was while hangin' upside down from a power pole, during a lightning storm." ______________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
A pastor was preaching an impassioned sermon on the evils of television. "It steals away precious time that could be better spent on other things," he said. He advised the congregation to do what he and his family had done. "We put our TV away in the closet." "That's right," his wife mumbled, "but it sure gets awfully crowded in there!" ___________________________________________________ | Today, November 5, in 1605 The "Gunpowder Plot" attempted by Guy Fawkes failed when he was captured before he could blow up the English Parliament. Guy Fawkes Day is celebrated every November 5th in Britain to celebrate his failure to blow up all the members of Parliament and King James I. 1844 In California, a grizzly bear underwent a successful cataract operation at the Zoological Garden. 1872 In the U.S., Susan B. Anthony was fined $100 for attempting to vote in the presidential election. She never paid the fine. 1895 George B. Selden received the first U.S. patent for an automobile. He sold the rights for $200,000 four years later. 1911 Italy officially annexed Tripoli. 1935 The game "Monopoly" was introduced by Parker Brothers Company. 1940 U.S. President Franklin Roosevelt won an unprecedented third term in office. 1944 Lord Moyne, a British official, was assassinated by the Zionist Stern gang in Cairo, Egypt. 1946 John F. Kennedy was elected to the U.S. House of Representatives at the age of 29. 1955 The Vienna State Opera House in Austria formally re- opened. 1956 British and French forces began landing in Egypt during the Suez Canal Crisis. A cease-fire was declared 2 days later. 1963 Archaeologists found the remains of a Viking settlement at L'Anse aux Meadows, Newfoundland. 1967 In Moscow, the Ostankino Tower opened. It was the world's tallest free-standing structure for nine years. 1974 Ella T. Grasso was elected governor of Connecticut. She was the first woman in the U.S. to win a governorship without succeeding her husband. 1986 The White House reaffirmed the U.S. ban on the sale of weapons to Iran. 1987 In South Africa, Goban Mbeki was released after serving 24 years in the Robben Island prison. He had been sentenced to life for treason against the white minority government of South Africa. 1998 Scientists published a genetic study that showed strong evidence that Thomas Jefferson fathered at least one child (Eston Hemings) of his slave, Sally Hemings. 1990 Rabbi Meir Kahane, founder of the Kach movement, was shot to death after a speech at a New York Hotel. His assassin, Egyptian El Sayyid, was later convicted of the murder and was sentenced to life in prison for his part in the World Trade Center bombing. 1992 Malice Green, a black motorist, was beaten to death in Detroit during a struggle with police. Two officers were later convicted in his death and sentenced to prison. 1994 Former U.S. President Reagan announced that he had Alzheimer's disease. 1994 George Foreman, 45, became boxing's oldest heavyweight champion when he knocked out Michael Moorer in the 10th round of their WBA fight in Las Vegas, NV. 1998 In the U.S., Chairman Henry Hyde of the Judiciary Committee asked President Clinton to answer 81 questions for the House impeachment inquiry. 1998 The U.N. announced that the Taliban militia had killed up to 5,000 civilians in a takeover of an Afghani town. 1999 A 12-day conference on global warming, attended by delegates from 170 nations, ended in Bonn, Germany. 1999 Dennis Rodman (NBA) and Carmen Electra were both arrested and charged with battery and domestic violence in a hotel in Miami Beach, FL. 1999 U.S. District Judge Thomas Penfield Jackson ruled that Microsoft Corp. enjoyed "monopoly power". 2001 It was announced that European aircraft manufacturer Airbus and Dubai-based Emirates airlines set up a joint venture specializing in airline services. 2009 At Fort Hood, near Kileen, TX, Nidal Malik Hasan killed 13 people and wounded 30 others. 2021 Do smiled. |
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