Good Morning, Do! Today is Monday, November 16 ___________________________________________________ International Bonehead Award Kansas teacher will face stalking charge ____________________________________ Today, November 16 in 1885 Canadian rebel Louis Riel was executed for high treason. _____________________________________________________ The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. --- ]Helen Rowland (1876 - 1950) The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. --- George Bernard Shaw _____________________________________________________ A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the street between them. A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest sprinkling water on their new car. It didn't need a wash, so he hurried out and asked the priest what he was doing. "I'm blessing it," the priest replied. The rabbi considered this a moment, then went back inside the synagogue. He reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw, walked over to the back of the car and cut off two inches of the tailpipe. _____________________________________________________   Owl with 2 chicks in the Sonora desert ___________________________________________________ Two women were at a bar. One looked at the other and said, "You know, 80 percent of all men think the best way to end an argument is to make love." "Well," said the other, "that would certainly revolutionize the arguing after every football game about who should have won !" _________________________________________________  An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  James Loganbill, Olathe, Kansas, USA 
 Kansas teacher will face stalking charge 
 A judge has ruled that a stalking charge will stand against a former fourth-grade teacher in the Olathe School District accused of surreptitiously photographing a 10-year-old student. A Johnson County judge on Thursday rejected the argument of ex- teacher James Loganbills attorney that because the girl didnt know she was being photographed, she wouldnt have been fearful of the teacher, the Kansas City Star reported. Defense attorney Carl Cornwell argued for the charge to be thrown out, saying that under Kansas reckless stalking law, the girl would have had to have feared Loganbills actions. Judge Thomas Sutherland disagreed, finding that the girl expressed fear once she learned what the teacher was doing. The statute does not require the victim to be scared at the exact time of defendants action, Sutherland wrote. Prosecutors have said the girls classmates reported seeing Loganbill secretly taking photos of her from behind in class and on the playground. Investigators said that under questioning, Loganbill admitted taking the photos because he found the girl sexually attractive. Loganbill resigned in March after 31 years with the district upon being confronted. He faces up to a year in jail if convicted. The girls parents plan to sue the school district next month, the Star reported, alleging that the district failed to act after being made aware of previous complaints against Loganbill for questionable behavior involving young girls. 
 DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Walter RE: Gadgets on W10   Hi Dear Webby, when I right click on my Windows 10 desktop the 'Gadgets' item is not there. I like the idea of an analog clock and would like to install it on my laptop. Where can I find it? Thanks as always for your never ending help. Be well, live long, prosper, and Carpe Diem, Walter  Dear Walter I have decided that life is too short for putting up with W10, and got cheap W7 Refurbs. SO I looked up how to revive the gadgets on W10: Windows Desktop Gadgets Windows Desktop Gadgets is a free solution that will help to bring back the Windows 7 desktop gadgets that you loved to modern versions of Windows, including Windows 10. https://windows.gadgethacks.com/how-to/bring-desktop-gadgets- windows-10-0163567/ Download Windows Desktop Gadgets Installer for free (.zip) Installation is quick and easyjust follow the simple on-screen instructions and you should be up and running in less than a minute. Scroll down on that page until you see what I pasted here. Have FUN! DearWebby 
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 A vacationer e-mailed a seaside hotel in England to ask its location. "It's only a stone's throw away from the beach," he was told. "But how will I recognize it?" asked the man. Back came the reply: "It's the one with all the broken windows." ____________________________________________ A clerk in a bakery notices a customer carefully examining all the rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in the glass cases. "What would you like?" the clerk asks. "I'd like that chocolate-covered, cream-filled doughnut, that jelly-filled doughnut and that cheese Danish," the customer says. With a sigh he adds, "But I'll take an oat-bran muffin." ____________________________________________ The company where my brother worked had a phone system that rerouted after-hours calls. If any calls came in on a certain line while he was working late, he knew it would be a wrong number. It got to the point where, as soon as the phone rang, he would pick up and say, "Psychic Hotline. I'm sorry, but you have dialed the wrong number." The callers would often reply with something like, "I didn't even ask to speak to anyone yet. How did you know I dialed the wrong... Oh!" (Click) ____________________________________________ 
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 Today November 16 in 1776 British troops captured Fort Washington during the American Revolution. 1871 The National Rifle Association of America (NRA) was first chartered in the State of New York. 1885 Canadian rebel Louis Riel was executed for high treason. 1915 Coca-Cola had its prototype for a contoured bottle patented. The bottle made its commercial debut the next year. 1933 The United States and the Soviet Union established diplomatic relations for the first time. 1952 In the Peanuts comic strip, Lucy first held a football for Charlie Brown. 1966 Dr. Samuel H. Sheppard was acquitted in his second trial of charges he had murdered his pregnant wife, Marilyn, in 1954. 1969 The U.S. Army announced that several had been charged with massacre and the subsequent cover-up in the My Lai massacre in Vietnam on March 16, 1968. 1973 Skylab 3 carrying a crew of three astronauts, was launched from Cape Canaveral, FL, on an 84-day mission. 1973 U.S. President Nixon signed the Alaska Pipeline measure into law. That pipeline is still working fine, making good money for all Alaskans, 1981 A vaccine for hepatitis B was approved. The vaccine had been developed at Merck Institute for Therapeutic Research. 1985 Colonel Oliver North was put in charge of the shipment of HAWK anti-aircraft missiles to Iran. 1988 Estonia's parliament declared that the Baltic republic "sovereign," but stopped short of complete independence. 1994 Major League Soccer announced that it would start its inaugural season in 1996. 1997 China released Wei Jingsheng, a pro-democracy dissident from jail for medical reasons. He had been incarcerated for almost 18 years. 1998 In Burlington, WIsconsin, five high school students, aged 15 to 16, were arrested in an alleged plot to kill a carefully selected group of teachers and students. 1998 It was announced that Monica Lewinsky had signed a deal for the North American rights to a book about her affair with U.S. President Clinton. 1998 The U.S. Supreme Court said that union members could file discrimination lawsuits against employers even when labor contracts require arbitration. 1999 Chrica Adams, the pregnant girlfriend of Rae Carruth, was shot four times in her car. She died a month later from her wounds. The baby survived. Carruth was sentenced to a minimum of 18 years and 11 months in prison for his role in the murder. 2000 Bill Clinton became the first serving U.S. president to visit Communist Vietnam. 2004 A NASA unmanned "scramjet" (X-43A) reached a speed of nearly 10 times the speed of sound above the Pacific Ocean. 2020 Do smiled. 
 

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