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Good Morning, Do! Today is Tuesday, October 12 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ 160 years for 3 murders ___________________________________________________ Today, October 12 in 1810 Bavarian Crown Prince Ludwig married Princess Therese of Saxony-Hildburghausen. The royalty invited the public to attend the event which became an annual celebration that later became known as Oktoberfest. 1792 The first monument honoring Christopher Columbus was dedicated in Baltimore, MD. It was destroyed by fanatics in 2020. ____________________________________________________ A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. --- Doug Larson The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand. --- Lewis Thomas (1913 - 1993) ____________________________________________________ "Women should be obscene and not heard." --- Groucho Marx ____________________________________________________ Friday, we had a tornado drill. We're underneath a parking garage and there's a PA announcement: "This is a tornado drill. Please move quickly away from any and all windows." Somebody yelled out: "Quick, get to a Command line prompt!" ____________________________________________________ � Nataliya Zubar Sunset in Ukraine ____________________________________________________ A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. "Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed, I called out, 'Is that you, Jim ?' And that cured him." "Cured him!" asked the woman, "but how ?" The neighbour said, "You see, his name is Bill ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Khalil Wheeler-Weaver, 25, Newark, N.J, USA 160 years for 3 murders Khalil Wheeler-Weaver, 25, was sentenced to 160 years in prison for using dating apps to lure and kill three women. A New Jersey man who used dating apps to lure and kill three women five years ago was sentenced Wednesday to 160 years in prison after a trial in which it was revealed that friends of one victim did their own detective work on social media to ferret out the suspect. Khalil Wheeler-Weaver, 25, sat motionless as the judge gave the sentence in state court in Newark. The sentencing was preceded by emotional statements by family members of victims Robin West and Sarah Butler. In a brief statement before they spoke, Wheeler-Weaver denied responsibility, telling Superior Court Judge Mark S. Ali that he was framed. Wheeler-Weaver's mother, aunt and brother sat in the gallery but didn't address the court. The sentences covered three murders, one attempted murder and other counts including kidnapping, aggravated arson and desecration of human remains. The Essex County prosecutor's office had credited friends of Butler, a college student from Montclair, with using social media to help police find Wheeler-Weaver. They gained access to her social media accounts, set up a fake account, lured Wheeler-Weaver to a meeting in Montclair and notified police, according to prosecutors. A fourth woman who survived an attack and testified at Wheeler-Weaver's trial also provided crucial information that helped investigators, since the details of her attack were similar to those of the other victims. At Wednesday's sentencing, Tiffany Taylor described how the attack changed her life. "My whole life is different; I don't wear makeup anymore; I don't have friends. I'm always paranoid. But I�m happy to still be here," she said, before addressing the judge with, "I hope you don�t show him any remorse, because he�s not showing any remorse." Prosecutors presented evidence at trial that Wheeler- Weaver, then 20, used the dating apps to lure the women for sex and then strangled them. Their bodies were found between September and December 2016 in northern New Jersey. Investigators also presented evidence from Wheeler-Weaver�s cellphone that placed him where the victims disappeared and where their bodies were found. ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From: Clyde Re: Evening slowdown Dear Webby, I am running W10. Often, between 8 and 9 PM Pacific daylight time but sometimes at other times, the computer starts doing something with files. I assume it is downloading. Sometimes it is only a few minutes and at others it lasts over an hour. That is a time of day I am trying to work and this slows and sometimes stops me. I often cannot open new web sites and word processing is slowed. Is there some way I can find out what is going on and perhaps change the time? Clyde Dear Clyde hit CTRL SHIFT ESC, PROCESSES MEMORY That MIGHT show you what the culprit is. With W10 it could be Windoes Defender. Have FUN! DearWebby If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! If you like my work, Please donate a dollar, or two, if you can afford it! Please, help me stay online! _____________________________________________ "As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses." ______________________________________________ Nancy went to the emergency room for medical treatment on two badly burned ears . "What happened" asked the doctor. "Well, I was ironing while I was also watching a soap on TV, when the phone rang. I answered the iron." The doctor nodded, "But what happened to the other ear?" "Well, no sooner had I hung up," said nancy, "when the same guy called again asking what all the screaming was about." ______________________________________________ Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. Ricky, Jimmy, and Stewy were on the bus home from elementary school, when a fire engine zoomed past their bus with blaring sirens. The three kids noticed a Dalmatian dog on the front seat of the fire engine. Ricky said, "They use that dog to keep crowds back." "No," said Jimmy, "he's just for good luck." But Stewy knew better, "No, the dog's job is to find the nearest fire hydrant." ___________________________________________________ Today, October 12, in 1492 Christopher Columbus, an Italian explorer, sighted Watling Island in the Bahamas. He believed that he had found Asia while attempting to find a Western ocean route to India. The same day he claimed the land for Isabella and Ferdinand of Spain. 1792 The first monument honoring Christopher Columbus was dedicated in Baltimore, MD. It was destroyed by fanatics in 2020. 1810 Bavarian Crown Prince Ludwig married Princess Therese of Saxony-Hildburghausen. The royalty invited the public to attend the event which became an annual celebration that later became known as Oktoberfest. 1892 In celebration of the 400th anniversary of the Columbus landing the original version of the Pledge of Allegiance was first recited in public schools. 1895 In Newport, RI, the first amateur golf tournament was held. 1915 Former U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt criticized U.S. citizens who identified themselves by dual nationalities. 1920 Construction of the Holland Tunnel began. It opened on November 13, 1927. The tunnel links Jersey City, NJ and New York City, NY. 1933 The U.S. Department of Justice acquired Alcatraz Island from the U.S. Army. 1938 Production began on "The Wizard of Oz." 1942 After Italy changed sides during World War II, Attorney General Francis Biddle announced that Italian nationals in the United States would no longer be considered enemy aliens. 1945 Private First Class Desmond T. Doss was presented with the Congressional Medal of Honor for outstanding bravery as a medical corpsman. He was the first conscientious objector in American history to win the award. 1960 Soviet premier Nikita Khrushchev pounded a shoe on his desk during a dispute at a U.N. General Assembly. 1961 The first video memoirs by a U.S. president were made. Walter Cronkite interviewed Dwight D. Eisenhower. 1964 The Soviet Union launched Voskhod 1 into orbit around the Earth. It was the first space flight to have a multi- person crew and the first flight to be performed without space suits. 1972 During the Vietnam War, a racial brawl broke out aboard the U.S. aircraft carrier Kitty Hawk. Nearly 50 sailors were injured. 1976 China announced that Hua Guo-feng was named to succeed the late Mao Tse-tung as chairman of the Communist Party. 1988 Federal prosecutors announced that the Sundstrand Corp. would pay $115 million dollars to settle with the Pentagon for overbilling airplane parts over a five-year period. 1989 The U.S. House of Representatives approved a statutory federal ban on the destruction of the American flag. 1994 Haitian military leader Raoul Cedras was granted political asylum by Panama. 1994 The Magellan space probe ended its four-year mission to Venus for the purpose of mapping. 1997 The St. Francis Basilica and 15th-century bell tower above Foligno city hall in Italy were damaged by 3 earthquakes. 1998 The U.S. House of Representatives passed the Online Copyright Bill. 1999 In Pakistan, Pervez Musharraf seized power in a bloodless coup that toppled Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif. 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