Good Morning, Do! Today is Sunday, April 24 ___________________________________________________ Bonehead Award Man pleads not guilty to pouring concrete over body of his lover found in Hawaii bathtub. __________________________________________________ On April 24 in 1961, U.S. President Kennedy accepted "sole responsibility" following Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba. __________________________________________________ He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace. --- John Mason Brown (1900 - 1969) ____________________________________________________ >From Beverly IN RESPONSE TO ALL YOUR RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT MY DOG: PLEASE BE ADVISED, I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT HIM. YES, HE BIT SIX PEOPLE WEARING BIDEN - HARRIS T-SHIRTS, FOUR PEOPLE WEARING PELOSI T-SHIRTS, TWO CAR DRIVERS WITH RAP MUSIC BLARING FROM THEIR VEHICLES, NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR ASS CRACKS, AND THREE FLAG BURNERS. FOR THE LAST TIME. . .THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE ! NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING, BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT OF HIS MOUTH. BEVERLY ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Overheard after church, one young teen girl to another: `I got tired of being fouled all the time and the official not calling on those cretins. Then this humongous girl elbowed me and knocked me down. Well, I was fed up. I got up and I decked her. Of course, I got sent out. So I'm sitting there and this girl on my team comes up to me and says, "I'm Baptist and I just wanted to let you know that God will forgive you for hitting that girl.". Then I said to her, "Well, I'm Presbyterian and `MY God' knows she deserved that!". ____________________________________________________   Ron Asp, central Alberta, April 21, 2022 ___________________________________________________ A hunter in Africa ran across a pigmy standing next to a huge dead elephant. The hunter then asked, "How does a little guy like you kill a huge beast like that?" Said the pigmy, "My club did it." The astonished hunter asked, "How big is your club?" The pigmy replied, "There are about 60 of us." ____________________________________________________ Selma and Irving receive an invitation in the mail. Since it had been many years since they were invited anywhere, they read it with glee, very excited that they were asked to attend a wedding. Everything looked fine, until they read the last line on the invitation. Confused, Irving asks Selma, "Selma, vat does this 'RSVP' mean?" Selma was at a loss and simply could not remember. Finally, she cries out: "Vait! I remember! I remember! RSVP! It means "Remember, Send Vedding Present!" ___________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Juan Tejedor Baron, 23, Honolulu, Hawaii, USA  Man pleads not guilty to pouring cement over body of his lover found in Hawaii bathtub  A 23-year-old man accused of killing his 73-year-old lover and pouring cement over his body in a bathtub in one of Hawaiis most exclusive gated communities has pleaded not guilty to murder. A public defender for Juan Tejedor Baron entered the plea during an arraignment Thursday, according to court records. Gary Rubys decomposing body was excavated by authorities last month from a standalone soaking tub in Rubys Hawaii Loa Ridge home. Police said Baron covered the cement with coffee grounds to mask the smell. Police said Baron planned to fraudulently take ownership of Rubys car and home. U.S. Marshals and Los Angeles police later arrested Baron after finding him in a crawl space at the back of a Mexico-bound bus in Anaheim, California. Baron was extradited to Honolulu. Baron is being held without bail. His attorney requested a Spanish interpreter for a bail hearing scheduled for Monday, according to court records. A 23-year-old man allegedly killed his 73-year-old lover, tried to make it look like a suicide, poured cement over his body in a bathtub and planned to fraudulently take ownership of his car and home in one of Hawaiis most exclusive gated communities, police said in court documents filed Friday. Juan Tejedor Baron is charged with murder, theft and identity theft in the death of Gary Ruby, whose decomposing body was excavated by authorities earlier this week from a standalone soaking tub in Rubys Hawaii Loa Ridge home. U.S. Marshals and Los Angeles police arrested Baron after finding him in a crawl space at the back of a Mexico- bound bus in Anaheim, California. He was being held without bail pending extradition to Honolulu. According to a Honolulu police affidavit, Baron told a Los Angeles police detective he became angry with Ruby after sex. "Baron stated that soon after, he noticed Gary choked on food, and Baron reacted by placing a belt around Garys neck and tightening the belt until Gary lost consciousness," the affidavit said. He allegedly dragged Ruby to a bathtub and used a kitchen knife to stage a suicide, then filled the tub with concrete he found in the garage, the affidavit said, but that only partially covered the body. So Baron drove to a home improvement store and purchased four additional bags of concrete to fill the tub, the affidavit said, and "he used coffee grounds to cover the cement in an effort to conceal the smell of decomposition." The court documents dont specify when the murder allegedly took place. Baron allegedly forged ownership papers to obtain the title to Rubys 2020 Audi on Feb. 7, the affidavit said, and planned to acquire his home. According to property records, Ruby purchased the house in 2002 for nearly $2.2 million. Honolulu police said they got a call Monday from Rubys brother, who hadnt heard from him in three weeks. Rubys last email to his brother mentioned he had "met a new love interest named Juan" who was significantly younger. Two officers went to the house, where Baron told them he bought the home from Ruby five years ago. Baron changed his story, saying he bought it two years ago, after police told him Ruby bought it in 2020, the affidavit said. Baron claimed to have the deed to the house. The operations manager for the gated community told police that on Monday, Baron arrived at the main office to register as the new owner of Rubys house, the affidavit said, and that the manager received an email from Rubys documented email address with the deed paperwork but no notary or signature on it. On Tuesday, police, a medical examiner investigator and a forensic pathologist entered the home and found the cement-and-coffee-covered tub in the master bathroom with Rubys body at the bottom of the tub. Soon after Baron was captured Wednesday, Marshals and Los Angeles police arrested a 34-year-old man who Honolulu police had seen leaving Rubys house when they spoke with Baron earlier in the week. The 34-year-old man was later released after it was determined he wasnt involved in Rubys death, Honolulu police said. ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________  DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Amanda Re: Weather site Dear Webby, Do you know a reasonably good, free, weather site? All the ones I tried are either no good, or not free. Amanda  Dear Amanda I use the Weather Network You can set various locations as your favorite ones, and see the current weather there, and also 36 hour or 7 day forecasts. You can have favorite locations on different continents. They don't have confusing weather radar pictures, just all the numbers. It is quite civilized. https://www.theweathernetwork.com/ Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________ David told me he overheard a couple of guys talking about scary things. Guy #1: "You'll never believe this. If you play an AOL 7.0 CD *backwards* you can hear all kinds of evil and Satanic messages!" Guy #2: "That's nothing. If you play it forwards, it installs AOL !" -------------- Aww, AOL is not all bad! Those AOL CD's make beautiful and surprisingly durable coasters for coffee cups. Every desk and every table in the Webby office has them, guaranteed never been in a computer, but quite frequently in the sink with the dishes. The one on my desk is a navy blue AOL Titanium version 5. It has been my favorite for quite a while. At my spot in the lunch room I have an AOL version 4 coaster which is also quite nice. And one of these days I'll build another 10 CD suncatcher/wind chime. The hummingbirds seem to like them. They see them from the distance and come to check, and then of course see the humming bird feeder. So, look at the positive side! AOL is not ALL bad! ______________________________________________________ 
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 _____________________________________________ A couple came to the police department, wanting to dispose of some ammunition. They handed the desk officer a wooden box and explained that it contained two bullets an uncle had given them as souvenirs from World War II. "We didn't know what to do with them," the woman explained. "So all these years, we've kept the bullets in the locked drawer of the china cabinet, away from our children." The officer assured the couple he'd dispose of the bullets safely. But when he took one out of the box, the top of one bullet popped off, revealing a strange blackish substance. His suspicions aroused, the officer removed the top of the other bullet and found a hard white substance. There was no doubt about it. The bullets were souvenir salt-and-pepper shakers. ______________________________________________ "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?" ______________________________________________ 
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 Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with." --- Socratex Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. --- Socratex ___________________________________________________  
 Today, April 24, in 1519, Envoys of Montezuma II attended the first Easter mass in Central America. 1547, Charles V's troops defeated the Protestant League of Schmalkalden at the battle of Muhlburg. 1558, Mary, Queen of Scotland, married the French dauphin, Francis. 1800, The Library of Congress was established with a $5,000 allocation. 1805, The U.S. Marines attacked and captured the town of Derna in Tripoli. 1833, A patent was granted for first soda fountain. 1877, Russia declared war on the Ottoman Empire. 1877, In the U.S., federal troops were ordered out of New Orleans. This was the end to the North's post-Civil War rule in the South. 1884, Otto von Bismarck cabled Cape Town that South Africa was now a German colony. 1889, The Edison General Electric Company was organized. 1898, Spain declared war on the U.S., rejecting America's ultimatum for Spain to withdraw from Cuba. 1915, During World War I, the Ottoman Turkish Empire began the mass deportation of Armenians. 1916, Irish nationalists launched the Easter Rebellion against British occupation forces. They were overtaken several days later. 1944, The first B-29 arrived in China, over the Hump of the Himalayas. 1953, Winston Churchill was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II. 1961, U.S. President Kennedy accepted "sole responsibility" following Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba. 1962, MIT sent a TV signal by satellite for the first time. 1967, Soviet astronaut Vladimir Komarov died when his craft crashed with a tangled parachute. 1967, The newest Greek regime banned miniskirts. 1970, The People's Republic of China launched its first satellite. 1973, Albert Sabin reported that herpesviruses were factors in nine kinds of cancer. 1989, Thousands of students began striking in Beijing. 1990, The space shuttle Discovery blasted off from Cape Canaveral, FL. It was carrying the $1.5 billion Hubble Space Telescope. 1997, The U.S. Senate ratified the Chemical Weapons Convention. The global treaty banned the development, production, storage and use of chemical weapons. 2000, ABC-TV aired the TV movie "The Three Stooges." 2003, A U.S. official reported that North Korea had claimed to have nuclear weapons. 2022 Do smiled. 

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