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  Good Morning, Do! Today is Sunday, October 3 Thank you, Norm !! Thank you, Jim !!! ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________  Neighbor dispute leads to deadly double shooting in Mesa  ___________________________________________________ Today, October 3 in 1990 The Berlin Wall was dismantled eleven months after the borders between East and West Germany were dissolved. The unification of Germany ended 45 years of division. ____________________________________________________ If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives. --- Marlon Brando (1924 - 2004) "I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately." --- Mark Twain ____________________________________________________ As he was driving home from work, a man in a rural community was stopped by a local police officer. The motorist was given a ticket for failing to come to a full stop at a stop sign. "Don't I get a warning?" he protested. The officer replied, "Sure. If you don't come to a complete stop next time, you'll get another ticket." ____________________________________________________   ____________________________________________________ I was trying to get my seventh-grade history class to understand how the Indians must have felt when they first encountered the Spanish explorers. "How would you feel," I asked, "if someone showed up on your doorstep who looked very different, spoke a strange language and wore unusual clothes? Wouldn't you be a bit scared?" "Nah," one boy answered, "I'd just figure it was my sister's date." ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Justin Peterson, 41, Mesa, Arizona, USA  Neighbor dispute leads to deadly double shooting in Mesa  A dispute between neighbors escalated into a deadly shooting that left a Mesa neighborhood shocked. Two people were shot and killed after a fight broke out between two couples in a Mesa neighborhood Thursday night, police said. Officers responded to a shooting call near Southern Avenue and Signal Butte Road on Sept. 30 and discovered two dead bodies on the sidewalk with "obvious gunshot wounds." According to police officials, two couples who were living in two separate houses on the same street were arguing with each other. "Both couples produced a firearm during the argument resulting in the shooting," Mesa police said in a statement. Neighbors say they heard an estimated two dozen gunshots go off that night at around 11:50 p.m. "Sounded like, about 24 shots," said one neighbor. "Just like a barrage of boom, boom, boom, boom," said DeAngelo Muldre. The shooting was followed by panicked screams. "So, someone saying get in the car," said Muldre. "A lady was screaming, he was just trying to protect me! He was trying to protect me!" "Sounded like she was calling a name, and what do we do now? What do we do now?" said Jim Thompson. The dead victims were identified as a 54-year-old white man and a 39-year-old white woman who lived together. Meanwhile, the other two involved were identified as a 41- year-old white man and a 38-year-old white woman. Mesa police say it happened around 11:49 p.m. Thursday. When officers arrived on the scene, they found two bodies lying on the sidewalk with gunshot wounds. Police identified the two as 54-year-old Shawn Conner and 39- year-old Ivana Liversedge. Investigators believe this started when 41-year-old Justin Peterson was outside in the street, trying to speak with Liversedge. Peterson told detectives that he, his wife, and Liversedge were in a casual romantic relationship for several weeks but recently had a falling out. Surveillance video from the area reportedly showed Peterson yelling from across the street and getting into an argument with his wife. Conner and Liversedge eventually confronted Peterson and his wife and got into a fight. Police said that the surveillance video shows Peterson walking away out of the camera's view while being followed by Conner and Liversedge. Peterson's wife told investigators her husband walked past her and into their home. After asking Liversedge what was happening, Peterson's wife claims Liversedge then pointed a gun at her. Peterson's wife says she grabbed the gun from Liversedge, but Conner then grabbed the gun from her. According to his wife, Peterson came back outside the home and shot both Liversedge and Conner to defend her. A neighbor told police they saw Peterson's wife fighting with Liversedge when Peterson approached the two. The neighbor, who was inside their home at the time, noticed gunshot flashes as Peterson fired multiple rounds at Liversedge and Conner. When Peterson ran back into his home, the neighbor went outside to find Liversedge and Conner dead in the street. Another witness who stopped by the scene after the shooting reportedly called the police and said he had taken a revolver from the scene. The witness wasn't able to explain why they took the gun, which investigators later took custody of. Officials say they've been called to the home several times in the past for domestic violence. Neighbors told FOX 10 that they are used to hearing fighting and screaming from the residence that housed the couple that fired the fatal shots. "They had a situation here not too long ago in the summer where he was barricaded with a weapon," said one neighbor. According to records with Maricopa County, the home was owned by Justin and Lori Peterson. The couple was previously arrested in 2006 on assault and endangerment charges. Neighbors describe the husband as "unstable." "A very angry, out-of-control person," said one neighbor. "I mean, anybody that walks around screaming F-you at the top of their lungs in the middle of the day's obviously has some problems."  ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________  From: Sandie Re: Weather Dear Webby, I need a reasonably reliable weather forecast. Yeah, I know, they are all just guessing, but so are the local TV stations. Sandie  Dear Sandie I use https://www.theweathernetwork.com/ They seem to be accurate enough. Have FUN! DearWebby 
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 "How long have you been driving without a tail light?" asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist. The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car and gave a long, painful groan and put his face in his hands. He seemed so upset that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit. "Come on, now," he said, "you don't have to take it so hard. It isn't that serious." "It isn't?" cried the motorist. "Then you know what happened to my boat and trailer and all the beer in the boat?" ____________________________________________ Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike. Hospital officials say they will find out what the Doctors' demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs!" ______________________________________________ Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny hollers out: "Okay everyone in the house, please stand advised that I, Little Johnny Elvis Smith, have on this date made a complete fool of myself in sex-education class by repeating stories concerning storks as told to me by certain parties residing in this house!" ______________________________________________ 
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 Today, October 3, in 1863 U.S. President Lincoln declared that the last Thursday of November would be recognized as Thanksgiving Day. 1888 "The Yeomen of the Guard" was performed for the first time. It was the first of 423 shows. 1893 The motor-driven vacuum cleaner was patented by J.S. Thurman. 1901 The Victor Talking Machine Company was incorporated. After a merger with Radio Corporation of America the company became RCA-Victor. 1906 W.T. Grant opened a 25-cent department store. 1922 Rebecca L. Felton became the first female to hold office of U.S. Senator. She was appointed by Governor Thomas W. Hardwick of Georgia to fill a vacancy. 1929 The Kingdom of Serbs, Croats and Slovenes officially changed its name to the Kingdom of Yugoslavia. 1932 Iraq was admitted into the League of Nations leading Britain to terminate their mandate over the nation. Britain had ruled Iraq since taking it from Turkey during World War I. 1935 Italian forces invaded Abyssinia (now Ethiopia). 1941 Adolf Hitler stated in a speech that Russia was "broken" and they "would never rise again." 1942 The Office of Economic Stabilization was established by U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt. He also authorized controls on rents, wages, salaries and farm prices. 1944 During World War II, U.S. troops broke through the Siegfried Line. 1951 CBS-TV aired the first coast-to-coast telecast of a prizefight. Dave Sands defeated Carl Olson at Soldier Field in Chicago. 1952 Britain became the third nuclear power in the world when they successfully detonated their first atomic bomb. The U.S. and Russia were the only other active nuclear powers. Canada also has the technology but never built a bomb, claiming our Government is plenty deterrent. 1954 "Father Knows Best" began airing on CBS-TV. 1955 "Captain Kangaroo" premiered on CBS-TV. 1962 The Sigma VII blasted off from Cape Canaveral for a nine-hour flight. 1962 The play, "Stop the World, I Want to Get Off!" opened on Broadway. 1981 Irish Nationalists in Maze Prison in Belfast, Northern Ireland called off their hunger strike. The strike had lasted 7 months and ten people had died. 1988 The space shuttle Discovery landed safely after its four-day mission. It was the first American shuttle mission since the Challenger disaster. 1989 East Germany suspended unrestricted travel to Czechoslovakia in an effort to slow the flow of refugees to the West. 1990 The Berlin Wall was dismantled eleven months after the borders between East and West Germany were dissolved. The unification of Germany ended 45 years of division. 1990 Iraqi President Saddam Hussein made a visit to Kuwait since his country had seized control of the oil-rich nation. 1994 The headquarters of the Haitian pro-army militia was raided by U.S. soldiers. 2003 Roy Horn, of the duo "Siegfried & Roy," was attacked by tiger during a performance. Roy survived the attack after being dragged offstage. The tiger, a 7-year-old male named Montecore, was debuting in his first show. 2021 Do smiled. 

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