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| Good Morning, Do! Today is Thursday, November 25 Thank you, Carol !! ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Today's Bonehead Award: Pregnant librarian killed in alleged road rage shooting was aggressor ___________________________________________________ Today, November 25 in 1850 Texas relinquished one-third of its territory in exchange for $10 million from the U.S. to pay its public debts and settle border disputes. ____________________________________________________ One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget. --- Franklin P. Jones ____________________________________________________ 53 Halloween pumpkins were stolen and turned into soup for poor people by members of the Belgian Pumpkin Liberation Army who stole pumpkins from outside people's homes. They left behind a note saying that the pumpkin was taken so it can be put to proper use. ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ The teacher asked Little Johnny to use the words "defeat," "defense," and "detail" in a sentence. Little Johnny said, "The rabbit cut across the field and defeat went over defense before detail." ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Not a recent mug shot, old glamor shot Sara Nicole Morales, 35, Orange City, Florida, USA Pregnant librarian killed in alleged road rage shooting was aggressor A pregnant Volusia County librarian was killed in an alleged road rage incident in Orange City over the weekend. However, investigators have identified the victim as the aggressor. Sara Nicole Morales, 35, was shot outside her house after deputies said she drove home to get a gun following some sort of altercation with a motorcyclist. According to Orange City police officers, Morales was involved in an incident with the motorcyclist on N. Volusia Avenue just after 5 p.m. on Saturday. Investigators said Morales was behind the wheel of a blue Kia when she intentionally hit the motorcycle in the 1400 block of N. Volusia Ave. and then fled the scene, traveling southbound on U.S. Highway 17-92. The motorcyclist and a witness followed Morales to the intersection of 17-92 and Wisconsin Ave, where they attempted to get her to stop. The motorcyclist and witness continued to follow Morales to her home while also contacting law enforcement, authorities said. According to police, when Morales arrived at her house, she entered the residence to retrieve a gun and a confrontation took place in the roadway. Morales was shot multiple times by the motorcyclist. Police said the motorcyclist, who has a concealed weapons permit, remained at the scene and has been cooperating with investigators. Orange City Fire Rescue responded to provide medical care at the scene before Morales was transported to Halifax Health Medical Center where she succumbed to her injuries. According to those close to Morales, she was approximately four to five months pregnant. She leaves behind an 11-year- daughter and a fianc. The investigation is ongoing and no one has been charged. ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From: Sandie Re: MailWasher Dear Webby OK, that is it. You have been mentioning MailWasher since I got my first computer in the 90s. Now I will finally get it. The way you mangled the words in today's reply was hilarious. You got ME talking like that now! At one time you used to have a link on the side, but since that had to go to placate the phone users, I can't find it anymore. Where do I get it now? Sandie Dear Sandie The best place to get MailWasher is to go to http://mailwasher.com Have FUN! DearWebby | | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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_____________________________________________ >From Erik My ex once suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It was titled: 'Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.'" ______________________________________________ A window salesman telephoned his customer. "Mr. Blond, our company replaced all your windows with triple-glazed models more than a year ago, and we still haven't received a single payment. What is the problem? Where they installed improperly or something?" "No, they are in just fine." he replied. "Then why didn't you send us any payments?" "Well, you promised me they would pay for themselves in 12 months..." ______________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling. But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. ___________________________________________________ | Today, November 25, in 1715 Sybilla Thomas Masters became the first American to be granted an English patent for cleaning and curing Indian corn. 1758 During the French and Indian War, the British captured Fort Duquesne at what is now known as Pittsburgh. 1783 During the Revolutionary War, the British evacuated New York. New York was their last military position in the U.S. 1837 William Crompton patented the silk power loom. 1850 Texas relinquished one-third of its territory in exchange for $10 million from the U.S. to pay its public debts and settle border disputes. 1867 Alfred Nobel patented dynamite. 1884 J.B. Meyenberg received the patent for evaporated milk. 1936 The Anti-Comintern Pact, an agreement between Japan and Germany, was signed. 1947 Movie studio executives meeting in New York agreed to blacklist the "Hollywood 10," who were cited a day earlier and jailed for contempt of Congress when they failed to cooperate with the House Un-American Activities Committee. 1955 In the U.S., the Interstate Commerce Commission banned racial segregation on interstate trains and buses. 1957 U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower suffered a stroke. 1970 Japanese author Yukio Mishima committed ritual suicide after giving a speech attacking Japan's post-war constitution. 1973 Greek President George Papadapoulos was ousted in military coup. 1976 O.J. Simpson (Buffalo Bills) ran for 273 yards against the Detroit Lions. 1983 Mediators from Syria and Saudi Arabia announced a cease-fire in the PLO civil war in Tripoli, Lebanon. 1985 Ronald W. Pelton was arrested on espionage charges. Pelton was a former employee of the National Security Agency. He was later convicted of 'selling secrets' to Soviet agents. 1986 U.S. President Reagan and Attorney Gen. Edwin Meese revealed that profits from secret arms sales to Iran had been diverted to rebels in Nicaragua. National Security Advisor John Poindexter resigned and Oliver North was fired. 1990 Poland held its first popular presidential election. 1992 The Czech parliament voted to split the country into separate Czech and Slovak republics beginning January 1, 1993. 1993 Egyptian Prime Minister Atef Sedki escaped an attempt on his life when a bomb was detonated by Islamic militants near his motorcade. 1995 Serbs protested in the streets of the Bosnian capital Sarajevo The protest was against a peace plan. 1998 Britain's highest court ruled that former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet, whose extradition was being sought by Spain, could not claim immunity from prosecution for the crimes he committed during his rule. 1998 President Jiang Zemin arrived in Tokyo for the first visit to Japan by a Chinese head of state since World War II. 1998 The IMF (International Monetary Fund) approved a $5.5 billion bailout for Pakistan. 2021 Do smiled. |
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