Good Morning, Do! Today is Tuesday, July 13 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________  Tulsa attorney is serial rapist, assaulted at least 6 women  ___________________________________________________ Today, July 13 in 1863 Opponents of the Civil War draft began three days of rioting in New York City, which resulted in more than 1,000 casualties. ____________________________________________________ The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. --- James Baldwin (1924 - 1987) ____________________________________________________ One day a co-worker told my friend, Stan, that she was going home early because she didn't feel well. Since Stan was just getting over something himself, he wished her well and said he hoped it wasn't something he had given her. A fellow worker piped up, "I sure hope not. She has morning sickness." ____________________________________________________   ____________________________________________________ "Doctor!" said the woman as she loudly bounced into the room, "I want you to tell me very frankly what's wrong with me." He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you." "First, you need to lose at least twenty pounds in your lower half. Second, you should use only about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick as you did this morning. And third, I'm an artist - the doctor's office is on the next floor." ____________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Jeffrey Krigel, 34, Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA  Tulsa attorney is serial rapist, assaulted at least 6 women  A Tulsa defense attorney raped six different women dating back to 2005, police said, adding they believe there could be more unidentified victims. Jeffrey Krigel, 34, was arrested Friday on one count of first- degree rape, but police say theyve spoken with six alleged victims, the Tulsa World reported. Krigels single charge is related to an April 29 incident, according to online court records. The alleged victim told police that she was drinking water and speaking with Krigel on his porch that night, but the next thing she remembers is waking up at 2:30 a.m. the next day, the Tulsa World reported. Krigel texted the woman asking her to write a statement saying he never raped her, according to the cops. The woman also told investigators that Krigel assaulted her multiple times before that night, including having sex with her while she was sleeping and forcing her to perform sex acts, according to the World. Police said the other alleged victims had similar accounts, local CBS affiliate KOTV reported. Cops said five of the six women were in a relationship with Krigel when they were assaulted, according to KOTV. The earliest reported assault occurred in Dallas in 2005, while the alleged victim was still in college, police said. Krigel was booked into Tulsa County jail on Friday and held on $200,000 bond.  
 DearWebby's tech support pits from: Cynthia Re: What is the purpose of PDF format? Dear Webby I find the PDF format to be a nuisance and chicanery and have hated it ever since they came up with it in the late 80s. What is the real purpose of it, aside from annoying me and extracting money from people? Cynthia  Dear Cynthia You probably remember the dot matrix printers line printers from the 80s, with each one interpreting text just slightly different. Originally PDF was used to translate a whole page of individual lines into a print batch, that was then sent to the printer in one shot like a picture, instead of each line separately. That ensured that the result looked precisely the way the sender intended, not differently depending on what brand of printer was used by the recipient. If you saved a PDF file, it was basically a picture of the intended page, not text. That also ensured that the person who received the file could not mess with it and change the numbers on an invoice. Ebooks also benefitted from that. You could not copy an eBook and just change the name of the author to yours. Eventually ways were developed to put editable fields into PDF pages, and then came OCR readers, that translate entire books from PDF to regular text. Nowadays you can translate anything to PDF format, even pictures, and some scanners offer PDF as the output choice. You can also convert a PDF page to a picture format like JPG, paste a picture of your signature onto it, and save it back to PDF again. Have FUN! DearWebby 
 Just think, if it weren't for women to tell them different, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. 
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 Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They spend a fortune renting all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. The first day they go fishing,but don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day and the third . This goes on until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish. While driving home One guy turns to the other ... "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us nearly $1500?" The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!" ____________________________________________ A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!" The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Heyyy!Stop! I'm on the wrong bus! I don't wanna go where SHE goes!" ____________________________________________ Supposedly real questions Asked at National Parks *Everglades National Park:* Are the alligators real? Are the baby alligators for sale? Where are all the rides? What time does the two o'clock bus leave? *Mesa Verde National Park:* Did people build this, or did Indians? Why did they build the ruins so close to the road? Do you know of any undiscovered ruins? What did they worship in the kivas--their own made-up religion? Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado? *Carlsbad Caverns National Park:* How much of the cave is underground? So what's in the unexplored part of the cave? Does it ever rain in here? How many Ping-Pong balls would it take to fill this up? When did they build this ? *Denali National Park:* What time do you feed the bears? What's so wonderful about Wonder Lake? Can you show me where yeti lives? How often do you mow the tundra? How much does Mount McKinley weigh? *Yellowstone National Park:* Does Old Faithful erupt at night? How do you turn it on? When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep? We had no trouble finding the park entrances, but where are the exits? ______________________________________________ 
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 Today, July 13, in 1099 The Crusaders launched their final assault on Muslims in Jerusalem. 1534 The Ottoman armies captured Tabriz in northwestern Persia. 1558 Led by the court of Egmont, the Spanish army defeated the French at Gravelines, France. 1585 A group of 108 English colonists, led by Sir Richard Grenville, reached Roanoke Island, NC. 1643 In England, the Roundheads, led by Sir William Waller, were defeated by royalist troops under Lord Wilmot in the Battle of Roundway Down. 1754 At the beginning of the French and Indian War, George Washington surrendered the small, circular Fort Necessity in southwestern Pennsylvania to the French. 1787 The U.S. Congress, under the Articles of Confederation, enacted the Northwest Ordinance, which established the rules for governing the Northwest Territory, for admitting new states to the Union and limiting the expansion of slavery. 1812 The first pawnbroking ordinance was passed in New York City. 1832 Henry Schoolcraft discovered the source of the Mississippi River in Minnesota. 1836 John Ruggles received patent #1 from the U.S. Patent Office for a traction wheel used in locomotive steam engines. All 9,957 previous patents were not numbered. 1863 Opponents of the Civil War draft began three days of rioting in New York City, which resulted in more than 1,000 casualties. 1875 David Brown patented the first cash-carrier system. 1878 The Congress of Berlin divided the Balkans among European powers. 1931 A major German financial institution, Danabank, failed. This led to the closing of all banks in Germany until August 5. 1941 Britain and the Soviet Union signed a mutual aid pact, that provided the means for Britain to send war material to the Soviet Union. 1954 In Geneva, the United States, Great Britain and France reached an accord on Indochina which divided Vietnam into two countries, North and South, along the 17th parallel. 1978 Lee Iacocca was fired as president of Ford Motor Co. by chairman Henry Ford II. 1984 In Arkansas, Terry Wallis was injured in a car accident and was left comatose. He came out of the coma in June of 2003. 2021 Do smiled. 
 
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