Good Morning, Do! Today is Saturday, April 24 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________  AOC: Trampling Racial Justice Is a Cause of Climate Change ___________________________________________________ Today, April 24 in 1967 The Greek regime banned miniskirts. ____________________________________________________ Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. --- Fran Lebowitz (1950 - ) ____________________________________________________ All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt to use should I not return from the Crusade in seven years." The company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching. Thinking it might be an important message from the town the column halted. A horseman approached. It was the knight's best friend. He said "Hey, you gave me the wrong key!!" ____________________________________________________ An attractive young girl, chaperoned by a rather scary looking older woman, entered the doctor's office. "We have come for an examination" said the young girl. "All right," smiled the doctor. "Go behind that curtain and take your all clothes off." "No, not me" said the girl. "It's my aunt here." "Very well," said the doctor. "Madam, stick out your tongue and say AHH." ____________________________________________________   Wooden trestle bridge built in 1898. Trains still run over it daily. The White Pass and Yukon Route train from Skagway, Alaska, on the Pacific climbs to glacier level in 10 miles, then drops down to Whitehorse, Yukon. It is truly awesome! ____________________________________________________ An man remarks, "You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?" "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible," replies his wife, "I look at your picture and the problem becomes relatively insignificant." "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?" says the man. "Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'Just how bad is this problem, compared to him?'" ____________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  AOC New York USA  AOC: Trampling Racial Justice Is a Cause of Climate Change  Breitbart News AOC, sporting new, smaller, bra foamies, got herself into the news again! Radical Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) relaunched the Green New Deal on Earth Day Eve by suggesting climate change is caused by racial injustice. The climate crisis is a crisis born of injustice, and it is a crisis born of the pursuit of profit at any and all human and ecological cost, she claimed. Which means that we must recognize in legislation that the trampling of indigenous rights is a cause of climate change, that the trampling of racial justice is a cause of climate change, she doubled down. The member of Congress turned Twitter star connected the dots of her conviction. Because we are allowing people to deny ourselves human rights and deny people the right to health care, the right to housing and education, she alleged. Breaking911 Apr 21 AOC: The trampling of racial justice is a cause of climate change because we are allowing folks to deny ourselves human rights...  Ocasio-Cortez speech was an effort to relaunched her contentious Green New Deal legislation a day before Earth Day. The Biden administrations climate adviser Gina McCarthy said the United States needs to be humble going into this weeks Earth Day summiBt after four years away from global climate negotiations while President Donald Trump was in office, ABC News reported. Theres no question that that we have to come back with a lot of eating a lot of humble pie, she said. Meanwhile, Breitbart News Joel B. Pollak reported on the merit of Ocasio-Cortezs proposal. The Green New Deal, in short, is a document worthy of a 19th-century communist manifesto or a 21st-century undergraduate student council resolution. It presents claims unsupported by scientific evidence; makes demands for every benefit imaginable; and has no idea how to build or pay for any of it, Pollak wrote. Pollak additionally says, The legislation fails to mention even once the historic oppression of lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and queer communities. This is a homophobic and transphobic document.  
 DearWebby's Tech Support Pits  From: Janet Re: Better Graphics program  Dear Webby I need a much better graphics program than Windows Paint, but I can't afford Photosop, unless some kind Sugar Daddy buys it for me. Not bloody likely! What is there that is cheap or free? Janet  Dear Janet I have used PSP since the mid 80s.I am still using Version 7 from the day befoe they got taken over by Corel. I bought Version 8 and dumped it. No idea what version they got by now. PSP is great, but not free. If you need a free one, try GIMP. GIMP DOWNLOAD You can get Linux or Windows versions there. All free. And 18 different languages available. Yes, extremely impressive! If you are doing big Freeway billboards, GIMP is definitely the program to use. Set aside an evening to glance through the manual. It will surprise you and boggle your mind, but it is better than starting to work and THEN trying to figure out how to go further. GIMP might be overkill right now, but once you get comfortable with it, you can do absolutely ANYTHING with it. Have FUN! DearWebby 
 A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all those big rocks. Wherever did they come from?" "The glaciers brought them down," said the guide. "But where are the glaciers?" "The glaciers," said the guide in a weary voice, "have gone back for more rocks." 
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 (When you re-tell this joke, you'll have to replace Kentucky and Tennesee with the names of states in your area.) On the border of Kentucky and Tennessee there's a small forest. Half of the forest belongs to a Kentucky farmer, while the other half belongs to a Tennessee man. One day, while out for a walk in the woods, the Tennessee man comes across a wolf caught in a trap. He rushes back to his house and calls his Kentucky neighbor. "There's one of your wolves caught in a trap on my side of the forest." "How do you know it's one of *our* wolves?" the Kentucky farmer asked. "Well," the Tennessee man replied, "he's already chewed off three of his legs and he's still trapped." ____________________________________________ A Muskogee, Oklahoma man was arrested for spending five days living in a ceiling of a Homeland grocery store. He was discovered when one of his beer cans almost hit a store clerk as it fell through the ceiling. The Oklahoman ____________________________________________ "My girlfriend always laughs during sex, -no matter what she's reading." --- Steve Jobs (Founder of Apple Computers) ____________________________________________ 
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 Today, April 24 in 1519 Envoys of Montezuma II attended the first Easter mass in Central America. 1547 Charles V's troops defeated the Protestant League of Schmalkalden at the battle of Muhlburg. 1558 Mary, Queen of Scotland, married the French dauphin, Francis. 1805 The U.S. Marines attacked and destroyed the town of Derna in Tripoli, the capital of the pirates. 1833 A patent was granted for first soda fountain. 1877 Russia declared war on the Ottoman Empire. 1877 In the U.S., federal troops were ordered out of New Orleans. This was the end to the North's post-Civil War rule in the South. 1884 Otto von Bismarck cabled Cape Town that South Africa was now a German colony. 1889 The Edison General Electric Company was organized. 1898 Spain declared war on the U.S., rejecting America's ultimatum for Spain to withdraw from Cuba. 1915 During World War I, the Ottoman Turkish Empire began the mass deportation of Armenians. 1916 Irish nationalists launched the Easter Rebellion against British occupation forces. They were overtaken several days later. 1944 The first B-29 arrived in China, over the Hump of the Himalayas. 1953 Winston Churchill was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II. 1955 "X-Minus One," a science fiction show, was first heard for the first time on NBC radio. 1961 U.S. President Kennedy accepted "sole responsibility" following Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba. 1962 MIT sent a TV signal by satellite for the first time. 1967 Soviet astronaut Vladimir Komarov died when his craft crashed with a tangled parachute. 1967 The newest Greek regime banned miniskirts. 1970 The People's Republic of China launched its first satellite. 1973 Albert Sabin reported that herpesviruses were factors in nine kinds of cancer. 1989 Thousands of students began striking in Beijing. 1990 The space shuttle Discovery blasted off from Cape Canaveral, FL. It was carrying the $1.5 billion Hubble Space Telescope. 1997 The U.S. Senate ratified the Chemical Weapons Convention. The global treaty banned the development, production, storage and use of chemical weapons. 2000 ABC-TV aired the TV movie "The Three Stooges." 2003 A U.S. official reported that North Korea had claimed to have nuclear weapons. 2021 Do smiled. 
 
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