Now before you call me a heartless social climber, know that I'm obviously devastated about the coronavirus's horrible impact on the world. But if you're reading this, you should be familiar with the fact that we deal primarily in social life content and well, the prospect of not having a social life at all for the foreseeable future has been hard to wrap my head around. So just let me process my emotions by mourning my would-be schedule of glamorous events that COVID has ruined in peace!