| Too Naive or Stupid Acting Navy Secretary Thomas Modly reportedly submitted his resignation on Tuesday after being recorded calling a Navy captain "stupid" in a speech to sailors. The move comes just one day after Modly apologized for verbally attacking ousted USS Theodore Roosevelt Captain Brett Crozier, who was relieved of duty after blowing the whistle about an on-ship coronavirus outbreak.
Decline, decline, decline
Center for Disease Control Director Robert Redfield predicted that the coronavirus’ death toll could be well underneath expectations if Americans continue to uphold social distancing practices. In a Monday radio interview with Tuscon radio station KVOI, Redfield was optimistic when asked about the recent prediction models for the American body count from Covid-19.
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CNN host Chris Cuomo live on air Monday night shared recently taken X-rays of his lungs after testing positive for the coronavirus.
“So this weekend I had the fever start to go down a little bit, and I started to feel it come into my chest, so I went to get a chest x-ray, and I want you to see this just so you can see what we’re looking for and not," he said, introducing his lungs.
TMI Tracy Morgan shared a little too much information during an interview with Hoda Kotb on The Today Show Tuesday, joking that he got his wife pregnant “three times” when asked about self-isolation amid the pandemic.
“Tell me about what life is like being at home for Tracy and his family,” Kotb asked, and that's when she and the audience got more, perhaps, than was bargained for.
steak-umm bless In a sign of our wild times, the hot piece of thoughtful coronavirus commentary burning up social media right now was authored by a sentient brand of wafer-thin frozen meat rectangles, otherwise known as Steak-Umm.
No, seriously. It was good.
"Hook, line and sinker."
Following a tweet from NBC News touting China having no more new reported coronavirus cases, critics on Twitter ripped the outlet for regurgitating talking points from the Chinese Communist Party, Tuesday.
Ill-advised, and ill-received.
Good news A Detroit man named Allen Marshall spent his $900 in savings to provide nurses with free gas as they risk their lives on the front lines of the coronavirus pandemic. Marshall purchased the gas from a station near the Detroit Medical Center and stood outside holding a sign with a message. | 