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KARIN SLAUGHTER’S NEWSLETTER
(THE THESAURUS EDITION) As promised, I am writing to BEG my fellow Americans, and PLEAD with the more clever Canadians, to please-please-pretty please go right now and pre-order your copy of THE LAST WIDOW because it will be available in the USA and in Canada NEXT WEEK, ON AUGUST 20th!!!! |
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| OH SNAP, IS IT THAT TIME OF YEAR ALREADY?? WAIT, WHAT IS THIS BOOK AGAIN? |
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You better believe it is that time of year already!!! And I IMPLORE you to order your copy of THE LAST WIDOW, the newest book in the Will Trent series, which has already been:
#1 in Holland!
#1 in the UK!
#1 in Ireland!
#1 in Germany!
#1 in South America
#2 in Australia & New Zealand!
#2 in Switzerland!
I am just a writer, ASKING a reader for help. You may have noticed on my Facebook and Instagram that I’m dancing for every territory where we hit the top five. DO YOU WANT A DANCE, USA AND CANADA????? You know you do! |
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| YES, YES, YES, WE WANT A DANCE.
BUT HOW CAN WE MAKE THAT HAPPEN?? |
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I’m so glad you asked!!! It’s actually super easy. I URGE you to:
Go to Barnes & Noble and order this fancy exclusive edition that also contains CLEANING THE GOLD by me and Lee Child (it’s like two for the price of one!!).
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Pick up a copy from your favorite local bookstore, like Charis Books in Decatur or Poisoned Pen in Scottsdale (both coincidentally places I will be visiting!)
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Go to your favorite online retailer and order there, and they can send it to you on the 20th, which is just a few days away!
You see, isn’t that sooooo easy? There are countless ways to do it. OH! And if we hit the NEW YORK TIMES list within the top five slots, I will do a dance made specifically for the US and another one specifically for Canada. That is TWO DANCES, people!
I BESEECH your help in this matter. Please don’t make me APPEAL any more than I have already. |
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| BUT WHAT IF I WANT TO SEE YOU IN PERSON
AND HAVE YOU SIGN MY BOOK? |
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| That is understandable, dear reader, and in that case you can find my US TOUR DATES HERE. Bring your friends. Bring your families. Bring your prosthetics. I don’t discriminate! Everyone is welcome at my book events.* |
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| WAIT A MINUTE. DIDN’T YOU HAVE A ***CONTEST***CONTEST***CONTEST RECENTLY? I’VE BEEN LISTENING TO YOU GO ON AND ON THIS ENTIRE TIME AND I MAY HAVE ALREADY BEEN A WINNER?!?!?!? |
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If you are this THERESA SINGER then you ARE the winner of my Dance Contest, CONGRATULATIONS!!! Good job, Theresa! Way to shake what your momma gave you and dance your way into the opportunity to name a character in my next book!
Thanks again, readers, for being the sexiest, smartest, funniest fans a writer could ask for. I won’t SOLICIT you anymore. |
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Why are you still reading this?! Why aren’t you pre-ordering the book or calling up all of your friends to plan a big night out to come see me or even if you don’t want to see me you can order a signed book from the store and they can mail it to you and you can just be your introverted self and enjoy a good book with your cats or even dogs (I don’t judge) and be happy! Don’t you want to be happy?!?!?!
*especially if you have pre-ordered THE LAST WIDOW. |
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