Looking forward to my Reykjavík years

Here in Minneapolis we are dealing with the issue of slavery, long after everyone thought the Civil War answered the question. The city is changing the name of one of our beautiful lakes from Calhoun to Bde Maka Ska, on the grounds that John C. Calhoun of South Carolina was a wretched man and owned slaves. Bde Maka Ska is the name the Dakotah called it until 1817 when Secretary of War Calhoun sent Army surveyors to look over the territory and, voilà, they named it for their boss.

It’s a lovely name, Bde Maka Ska, and over time, as old people die off and young people grow up, it will come into common usage, but these things take time. The Triborough Bridge in New York was renamed the RFK bridge ten years ago but nobody calls it that. To Minneapolitans, Calhoun is a lake, not a man, and if you asked us about John C., we’d have to Google him.

I made the mistake the other day of saying this to the wrong people — that the name change, while harmless, does very little for tribal descendants suffering in the epidemic of opioid addiction, many of whom are homeless and camping in the city. It’s a faint gesture, like if your roof blew off and you sat down and wrote a poem about it. Why not take on the French missionary Louis Hennepin who came in 1680 and lorded it over the natives and barged in and named the Falls of St. Anthony on the Mississippi. What right did he have to do that? Minneapolis is in Hennepin County; if you deHennepinize us and put us in Gakaamikijiwan County, you’ve accomplished something.

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Prairie Home Christmas Shows

Garrison Keillor's Prairie Home Christmas Show visits four cities for an unforgettable holiday treat, featuring the full Prairie Home cast on stage together for the first time in three years! Grab a ticket, book a flight and hotel, and enjoy some holiday-themed Guy Noir, a phone call with Mom, sponsor ads, and unforgettable tunes with the band and Heather Masse. We hope you will join so we can have a full-blown holiday choir of audience members prepared to sing the songs of the season!

Below are the dates and times of each Prairie Home Christmas show. An exclusive presale for our fans is open from now through September 9th. Use the special code POWDERMILK for each venue.

November 30, 2019 at 7:30pm
Minneapolis, MN at the Pantages Theater

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December 14, 2019 at 7:30pm
San Francisco, CA at the Sydney Goldstein Theater (fka the Nourse)

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December 18, 2019 at 8:00pm
New York, NY at Town Hall

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December 21, 2019 at 2:00pm & 7:30pm
Atlanta, GA at Center Stage 

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As we continue to mark the 45th anniversary of the first A Prairie Home Companion broadcast, we are releasing a host of new products we hope you will love. Over the course of the next few months, we will be introducing new items in our newsletters and adding special discounts to existing products, all as a way of saying: Thanks for listening to the show since 1974!

A Year in Lake Wobegon

How about a brand-new collection of "above average" Lake Wobegon stories?! Our staff and volunteers have been working on this collection for about a year, picking the very best newer stories to represent each month of the calendar year. Despite what Keillor often says about it being a quiet week in Lake Wobegon, a lot happens in "the little town that time forgot and decades could not improve."

Material includes more than 3 hours of monologues culled from live broadcasts of A Prairie Home Companion that aired between 2014 and 2016. Also included: a poem by Garrison for each month of the calendar year, plus music by Peter Ostroushko, a consummate musician who was with us since the early-early days and who unfortunately suffered a heart attack and a stroke recently (details and a way to help him in link below).

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I'm a Wobegonian mug (set of 2 mugs)

Sometimes it feels like we all grew up in "the little town that time forgot and decades could not improve." Now with this new mug set, you can proclaim yourself to be a true citizen of Lake Wobegon, “where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average.” 12-ounce mug holds plenty of your favorite libation and features a limerick on the back:

I am a Wobegonian
And I’m not the only one.
Every day, try to do good.
Don’t expect to be understood.
Get in line, wait my turn,
Pay attention, live and learn.
Don’t wander off. Stick together.
Don’t complain about the weather.
No nonsense, no hot air.
God is watching; He’ll be there.
He’s still in charge of the universe.
He loves you, for what it’s worth.
The sun shines, it could be worse.
Go be the salt of the earth.


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