You can now loot from the comfort of your home. Oh, also, Dr. Fauci has arrived from the future -- well, his head in a jar has arrived anyway. And he says you still have to stay home! All this and more. It can only be... The Babylon Bee's Week In Review!
U.S.—Amazon is taking a giant leap towards greater equity with the addition of a brand new "Loot" function. Customers will have the option of proceeding to the checkout to pay normally, or clicking the "LOOT IT!" button for social justice... Read more
Imagine a world where you have to agree with everything a trans activist says... OR ELSE!!!
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