OH NO! Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter has failed after the board found 138,000 votes overnight! Plus, the Disinformation Governance Board declared criticism of the Disinformation Governance Board to be disinformation, female Thor confused Thor's hammer with his wrench, and Heaven revealed they have Red Lobster's Cheddar Bay Biscuits! Hallelujah!
PLUS: We offer 12 job alternatives for soon-to-be-fired Twitter moderators, list 12 dangerous cults to be on the lookout for, and give you an update from Twitter jail:
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Elon Musk’s bid to purchase Twitter came up short after 138,000 board votes were found at 2 a.m., a company spokesman confirmed Tuesday... Read more
The Babylon Bee is still in Twitter jail. For now, anyway. Is there hope for a jailbreak?
