ARLINGTON DRAFTHOUSE NEWSLETTER

Nick Di Paolo

In this day of watered down comedy Nick Di Paolo's brutally honest performances remind us of what great stand up should be - funny, socially relevant and a little bit reckless. His strong political opinions and razor wit make him a perfect fit for talk radio. He currently hosts “The Nick Di Paolo Show” Mondays through Thursdays and has been featured on “The Nick Di Paolo Show” on SiriusXM, and “The Nick & Artie Show” on DirectTV. He has performed on The Tonight Show, Late Night with David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel Live, and Conan O’ Brien. He was twice nominated for an Emmy for his writing on HBO’s The Chris Rock Show. He has also had three half hour standup specials on Comedy Central, and four one-hour specials: “A Breath of Fresh Air” (2019) and the wildly popular “Raw Nerve”, “Another Senseless Killing” and “Inflammatory”. He was one of the stars on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn and a stand out on many Comedy Central Roasts. Not limited to stand-up, radio and writing, he has had acting roles on FX’s Louie, Inside Amy Schumer, The Sopranos, Cop Show and CK’s critically acclaimed Horace and Pete as well as many other sitcoms.

July 14th & 15th

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Spoons, Toons & Booze

Your Favorite Saturday Morning Cartoon, Booze & Free Cereal Brunch!

SecretFormula has the ultimate experience for the kid in you…Spoons Toons & Booze! We’ve got all your favorite Saturday morning cartoons plus an all you can eat sugary Cereal Bar. All hosted by SecretFormula’s pop culture and cereal experts Michael Austin and Nell Casey.

– Over 150 cartoon series from the 1940’s through the early 2000’s and YOU get to choose what we watch! Compete in contests to choose the cartoons and win cartoon- and cereal-themed prizes plus free tickets to comedy at the Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse!

– FREE, all you can eat Cereal Bar filled with all the sugary, marshmallowy, fruity, chocolaty cereal you crave! Cow and dairy alternative milks available.

– Brunch cocktails to imbibe while you watch the show!

June 15th & July 16th

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Teachers Do Stand Up

As the leader in teacher comedy with millions of followers and billions of video views on social media, Bored Teachers is launching an additional tour with their powerhouse roster of comedians. The Teachers Do Stand Up Tour is a rotating lineup with EVEN MORE of the most hilarious teacher comics from

around the country, spreading smiles to every educator in need of a night of laughter after another challenging school year. Don't miss out on this stacked

comedy show of jokes every educator can relate to. We'll see you there teacher friends!

July 20th, 21st & 22nd

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Women's World Cup

USA Vs Netherlands

FREE!

Watch the Women's World Cup Match LIVE on the Big Screen!!

Reserve online for a chance to win gift certificates to the Drafthouse!!

Drink Specials!

July 26th

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Kleon The Comedian

Comedian Keith Kleon Norman was just 10 when he realized telling jokes was a way to make others smile. He later recognized his talent was an opportunity to embrace gifts that would guide his path to stardom.

Keith Kleon Norman was born and raised in the Lexington Terrace area of Baltimore City. He recalled his earliest experiences of making others laugh, “Throughout my life, I was always entertaining people in my neighborhood, in school and at work. Friends and family would always suggest to me that I should take the career path as either a comedian or an actor, but I chose to pursue a career in stand-up comedy because that’s where my passion began.”

To date Norman, who goes by the stage name Kleon Da Comedian, has performed in over 29 cities across the United States at venues such as the Fox Theatre in Atlanta, Georgia; Texas Arena in Dallas, Texas; and Jokes N Notes in Chicago, Illinois as a featured act.

July 27th

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John Caparulo

John Caparulo has been making audiences laugh for over 20 years. Cap was invited to the 2003 Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal and shortly thereafter was featured on the “Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Next Generation”. Over the next several years he would make multiple appearances on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”. Cap found mainstream success when he appeared over 150 times as a panelist on Chelsea Handler’s popular E! show, “Chelsea Lately,” during its 7-year run. Cap has two comedy specials: “John Caparulo: Meet Cap,” which premiered on Comedy Central in 2008 and “John Caparulo: Come Inside Me,” which launched on Netflix in 2013. Cap currently releases “Caplets”, a brand-new set of comedy every 30 days that were distributed on Hulu, JohnCaparulo.com, and YouTube. Cap now tours the country performing at theaters and comedy clubs. When not performing Cap lives in Las Vegas with his wife and daughter and houseful of pets.

August 4th & 5th

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We Ain't Done Wild 'N Out Comedy Tour

We Ain't Done Wild 'N Out Comedy Tour featuring Mope Williams and Jay " Big Jay" Lewis

August 6th

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Date Night W/ Princess Bride & Comedy

Date night? Inconceivable! We will kick off the show with a 20-minute live comedy set followed by one of the all-time BEST comedies, Princess Bride!!

August 11th

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The Great Zucchini

The Great Zucchini is Washington’s funniest and most magical preschool & kindergarten entertainer, with over 20 years of experience making kids laugh!

August 12th

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PIR Entertainment Presents: Tribal

Join us for the Tribal Private Screening, an exclusive event showcasing the heartfelt stories of three U.S. Combat Veterans. This in-person screening.

August 12th

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Ali Macofsky

Ali Macofsky is a stand up comedian, actress, and writer who began her comedy career at the age of 7 when she would join Ryan Seacrest on KIIS FM every weekday morning and prank call listeners as her character “Lil Ally” and has continued to pursue comedy ever since. Shortly after high school, Ali quickly established herself in the Los Angeles comedy scene where she became the first regular to perform on over 100 episodes of the Comedy Store’s weekly Kill Tony podcast. This provided further opportunities

leading Ali to headline venues across the country, as well as open for huge names in the comedy world like Russell Peters and Joe Rogan. Most recently, Ali was named a New Face of Comedy at the Just for Laughs Comedy festival in Montreal. She also just completed a tour opening for rock musician, St.

Vincent. Ali’s stand up has been featured on Just For Laughs digital receiving over 3 million views and her stand up has been seen on TikTok over 10 million times. She has a popular series on her Instagram (@notalimac) where she talks to strangers online and she hosts a weekly podcast called Resting Bitch.

Ali’s voice on and off stage has captured a wide range of fans who gravitate toward her honest, relatable sense of humor and unique perspective on life.

August 12th

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Sashay Ventures Entertainment Presents Showtime At The Drafthouse!

Sashay Ventures Entertainment presents Showtime at The Drafthouse!

A talent show for young adults hosted by Paris Sashay!

August 13th

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Office Space TPS Report Managers Meeting

Join us for our Bi-Annual TPS Report Manager Meeting aka Office Space Movie Festival

Prizes & Themed Cocktails

6:00pm Doors Open

6:30pm - Live Comedy by Rahmein Mostafavi - Costume Contest - Trivia - Best "O-Face" Contest - Best Lumberg Impersonation

7:30pm - Screening of the Cult Classic Office Space

August 17th

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Kerwin Claiborne

Internet sensation/ comedian Kerwin Claiborne has been selling comedy show venues and major comedy clubs out since the launch of his career. He has a all new comedy tour and it’s truly awesome. Get your tickets today

August 26th

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Nick Thune

Nick Thune, comedian / actor, hails from the Great Northwest (Seattle), where he spent his early years growing up. Nick’s absurdist view and deadpan wit have distinguished his unique style of storytelling mixed with one-liners.

Nick has appeared on The Tonight Show 10 times, Conan 2 times, and Late Night 1 time. On each occasion, he won. He performs comedy to sold out crowds across the country and around the world, and has been featured at the prestigious Montreal Comedy Festival, South By Southwest, Bonnaroo, The Moontower Comedy Festival, The Dublin Comedy Festival, The Melbourne International Comedy Festival, and many more

August 25th

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Remy Kassimir

Remy Kassimir is a stand up comedian, actor, and host of the Cosmopolitan Sexcellence award winning comedy and sex podcast “How C*m” which she started in order to have her first orgasm, and has now has inspired people globally to have their own through over 100K monthly downloads. Remy and her work on HC have been featured on Netflix’s Explained and in popular publications such as Huffington Post, Betches Love This, and Elle Magazine. Remy herself was also written up in Time Magazine for “keeping comedy alive” by starting the first ever virtual comedy club (@remyscomedyclub) during the Pandemic. She has performed on stages across the country, including Bravo’s “Real Housewives of New York,” and most recently on Ashley Gavin’s west coast backyard tour.

September 1st & 2nd

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Rodney Laney

Rodney Laney’s first book Lighten Up is available now. So, Laugh Your Past Off! With Rodney Laney’s Prescriptions for Light-Hearted Living

Rodney Laney has completed pilots for Comedy Central, MTV, and A&E. He has been seen on HBO, FOX News Channel’s Red Eye, The Late Late Show on CBS, Comedy Central’s Premium Blend, comedy.tv on the HD channel, two appearances on Gotham Comedy Live AXSTV, and Live in Gotham VR. He has appeared at the prestigious Just for Laughs Comedy Festival Montreal and LOL Lounge TBS Presents A Very Funny Festival: Just for Laughs Chicago. His first CD I Blame The Publik Skool System was released by Comedy Dynamics.

September 2nd & 3rd

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James Austin Johnson: The Age Of JAJ W/ Andrew Dismukes

JAMES AUSTIN JOHNSON is a comedian originally from Nashville and a featured player on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. The New York Times has called him “one of SNL’s most versatile celebrity impressionists.” His spot-on impression of Trump paired with his improvisational ramblings about Weird Al [twitter.com], Julia Louis Dreyfus [twitter.com], and [twitter.com]Scooby Doo [twitter.com] have garnered over 5 million views, with profiles on James in Vanity Fair [vanityfair.com], Slate [slate.com], Mashable [mashable.com] and VICE [vice.com] to name a few. As an actor, James' TV/Film credits include FUTURE MAN, BASKETS, ROBBIE, BETTER CALL SAUL, THE LAST TYCOON and the Coen Brothers’ feature HAIL, CAESAR!. As a stand up, James has performed on the Vice series FLOPHOUSE, as well as RIOT LA and JUST FOR LAUGHS as a New Face.

September 7th & 8th

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Carmen Christopher

Carmen Christopher is an LA based comedian, actor, and writer, who currently is a recurring character on the FX show, THE BEAR, and writes and acts on KILLING IT for Peacock. He can be seen in his original special CARMEN CHRISTOPHER: STREET SPECIAL, airing now on Peacock. He can also be seen on JOE PERA TALKS WITH YOU (Adult Swim),

SEARCH PARTY (HBO MAX), HIGH MAINTENANCE (HBO) and in the Netflix feature OTHERHOOD opposite Angela Bassett. He previously wrote on A24/Showtime’s upcoming series THE CURSE, created by The Safdie Brothers and Nathan Fielder and to star Nathan Fielder and Emma Stone. Carmen wrote and appeared on THE CHRIS GETHARD SHOW for truTV and he created and starred in digital content for IFC, Comedy Central, and Super Deluxe. In 2017, he was named one of Comedy Central’s "Comics to

Watch” and he started at Chicago's famed IMPROV OLYMPIC, SECOND CITY, and ANNOYANCE THEATER. While living in New York The New York Times said he was, "A stand out in New York's weird comedy scene..."

September 9th

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Lil Sasquatch

Lil Sasquatch from Barstool Sports, and the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.

September 14th, 15th, 16th

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Francisco Ramos & Carlos Santos

Carlos Santos

Carlos Santos is an actor/ writer/ host who was recently a lead in the Netflix dramedy series, GENTEFIED, for which he has been nominated for “Best Actor in Television” at the 2020 Imagen Awards, and in the supporting role of ‘Maurillio’, opposite Lil Rey Howery and Yvonne Orji in the upcoming FOX feature, VACATION FRIENDS. He has also been featured in roles on CBS’ 2 BROKE GIRLS, truTV’s ADAM RUINS EVERYTHING, and Seeso’s BAJILLION DOLLAR PROPERTIES.

Francisco Ramos

Francisco can be seen in the recurring character in the outstanding show on Netflix - GENTEFIED. He was a top-ten finalist on Last Comic Standing and continues touring as a comedian across North America. Having made a noteworthy impact HBO presented an opportunity to shoot a standup special for "Entre Nos". He continues to flourish as an actor and voice-over artist having created memorable characters in SHAMELESS, ANGIE TRIBECA & on Netflix's LADY DYNAMITE.

September 20th & 21st

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