New iPhone 13 Will Require Vaccination To Unlock Screen
You can't make this stuff up! Well, we can. And we did. Check out the announcement video for the new iPhone 13: now with Vacci-Lock technology.
Watch as Tim Apple unveils the new, more secure iPhone: just for the vaccinated.
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