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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, April 12 Tomorrow's issue is still OK, but tomorrow DearWebby has to go to Calgary for injections into his eyeballs. That means no Friday, Saturday or Sunday issues get sent out. You'll have to look at the pictures in old issues. Oh, I feel soooo sorry for you! I feel sorrier for Dear Webby. Knowing that he gets needles poked into his eyeballs makes me cringe. I just found out that he gets two needles to numb and steady the eyeball and then the Lucentis injection through the eyeball, through the retina, to the macular, the backing behind the retina. Yikes! Let's all donate a token dollar to his PayPal button on the Humor letter, to cheer him up and to show him that we are thinking about him and his ordeal. Yeah, I know, PayPal takes 29 cents of that dollar, but it is the thought that counts! Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 Doug goes to a doctor and says: "Doctor, my wife recently has lost her voice. What should I do to help her get it back?" The doctor replies, "Try coming home at 3 in the morning!" =====================================================
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