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Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, April 15 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 2 The bank robbers arrived just before closing and promptly ordered the few remaining depositors, the tellers, clerks, and guards to disrobe and lie face down on the floor, behind the counter. One nervous blonde pulled off all her clothes and lay down on the floor facing upwards. "Turn over, Cindy," whispered the girl lying beside her. "This is a stick-up,...not an office party!" =====================================================
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