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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, April 16 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!  (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Renew / Upgrade 
 ____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet.  Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 3 The city boy goes to countryside to visit his uncle. After the sun goes down, the boy hears strange, another-world howling. He gets frightened and runs to his uncle. "Uncle, uncle, there are werewolves!" "That's rubbish, boy, ain't no such thing". "'Then, there must be man-eating wolves". "No, we haven't got those buddies, either." "What is this sound, then?" the boy asks. "They are coyotes". "Coyotes? What are those?" "They look a lot like dogs. In fact, ya can consider them a kind of dog." The boy wants to find out more: "Why are they making that frightening noise?" "See, nephew, we ain't got many trees around here. We got cactuses!" ______________________________________________________ Renew / Upgrade 
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