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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, April 1 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: The dull and desperate looking woman sat disconsolately in her attorney's office. "On what grounds do you want a divorce?" asked the lawyer. "On the grounds of extreme cruelty," she replied. "He want sex every night, front and back, and he has a dick like a donkey's! - It hurts like buggery!" The lawyer raised an eyebrow and said, "If that is the case, I will file your petition." "File my petition? Pig's bloody butt you will!!! Let that bastard sandpaper his!" ====================================================== ======================================================
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