NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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Good Morning, John! Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, April 25 Enjoy! Ophelia Renew / Upgrade
____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you can receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 4 The menu at the breakfast eatery has included a scrumptious selection of quiches for over 10 years. Their recipe calls for four fresh eggs for each quiche. A County Health Department inspector paid a visit recently and pointed out that research by the Food and Drug Administration indicates that one in four eggs carries salmonella bacterium, so restaurants should never use more than three eggs when preparing quiche. The manager on duty wondered aloud if simply throwing out three eggs from each dozen and using the remaining nine in four-egg-quiches would serve the same purpose. The inspector wasn't sure, but she said she would research it. A customer quipped that instead of throwing out 3 good eggs, they coould just throw out Health inspectors. =====================================================
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