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Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, April 3 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated. When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the second, "My! Did you see that statue of the naked man back there?" The second old lady replied, "Yes! I was absolutely shocked! How can they display such a thing! Why the penis on it was so large!" Where upon the first old lady accidentally blurted out, "...and so cold, too!" =====================================================
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