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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, April 30 Email Does Not Work Right Now, But Jean Got Through With A Message On Paypal! Thank You, Jean! The snow is gone. Some people say "Finally!" I say "@#$%^&*!!! Lawns are still brown, with just a faint shimmer of green. My lawn mower is cleaned and ready. It will take another 3 weeks before I can make a penny mowing lawns and boulevards. If you find any coins in the couch or Lazy Boy, please PayPal them to me! (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Renew / Upgrade
____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 5 I was getting ready for a garage sale one summer day. Since it was so humid out, I decided to stay inside my air-conditioned house and mark the special stickers I had bought for the sale. Then I slapped them on my blouse, ran outside, stuck them on the appropriate items and rushed back inside. I did this until every item was labeled. Later that day a UPS man came by the house with a delivery. I noticed that as I was signing for the package, he seemed ill at ease. It was only after he left that I noticed there was one sticker still attached to the front of my blouse. It read "Make me an offer." ___________________________________________________ Renew / Upgrade
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