Ophelia Dingbatter's News
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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, August 1 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him -- and got a woman. "Is Mike there?" I asked confused. "Umm, he's in the shower," she responded. "Would you please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and immediately hung up. When he didn't return the call, I angrily dialed again. This time a man answered. "This is Mike," he said. "Like Hell you are!" I exclaimed. "You're not my boyfriend!" "Lady, I know that," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour." =====================================================
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