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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, August 12 (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 8 A member of the Country Club asked the lifeguard how he might go about teaching a young lady to swim. "It takes considerable time and technique," replied the guard with a wink. "First you must take her into the water, stand very close behind her then place one arm about her waist, hold her tightly, then take her right arm and raise it very slowly..." "This is certainly most helpful." interrupted the member. "I know that my sister will appreciate it." "Your sister?" said the lifeguard. "In that case, just push her into the deep end of the pool. She'll learn in a hurry." ______________________________________
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