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Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, August 24 (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Renew / Upgrade
____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 6 SIGNS TO HANG IN THE OFFICE If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. I have not yet begun to procrastinate. I don't suffer from stress. I'm just a carrier. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. ___________________________________________________ Renew / Upgrade
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