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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, August 10 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! I am getting tired of all the smoke. And nobody seems to know where the fires are, beyond that they are on the Western side of the Rockies, somewehre in BC. I am on the Eastern slope of the Rockies, and the smoke is quite thick here. Must be awful in BC. I hope they get some rain soon! DearWebby, up in Black Diamond, he got 2 mm (1/16th of an inch) rain with a thunderstorm predicted for Saturday, none for me here in Calgary in the next 7 days. Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 During an arctic training exercise in Alaska intense cold played havoc with vehicles and equipment. One harassed battery commander was trying to cope with vehicles that wouldn't run and machinery that wouldn't work. He was wondering what else could go wrong when the door opened and a soldier rushed in to announce, "Hey, captain, the Northern Lights are out! Exasperated and without looking, the captain barked, "Well, go get the generator mechanic and have him fix the darn things!" =====================================================
Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia ======================================================
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