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Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, August 15 Thank you, Zine!! I really appreciate your help! DearWebby will get injections into his eyeballs on Thursday. That means there won't be any newsletters on Friday, Saturday or Sunday. Monday I will be back. Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 "Daddy," said Little Johnny, "I'd like to get married." "Sure, son." said his father. "Anyone special in mind?" "Yes," answered Johnny. "Grandma." "Now, wait a minute," said his father. "You don't think I'd let you marry my mother, do you!!" "Why not?" Johnny asked. "You married mine." =====================================================
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