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Good Morning, John! Today is Sunday, August 5 Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 5 A young couple took their two-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small wee wee. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem." The next morning, when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. "Gee, Mom," he exclaimed. "For me?" "Just take two," his mother replied. "The rest are for your father." =====================================================
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