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Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, December 14 (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 7 Mary was pulled over for speeding on her way to The Bistro, where happy hours are fabulous and cell phones are not allowed. As the Florida State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball." He replied, "Florida State Troopers don't have balls". There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car. ______________________________________________________
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