Ophelia Dingbatter's News, December 1, 2017 (Kid safe email test)

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Ophelia Dingbatter's News
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Good Morning, John!
Today is Friday, December 1
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support
for the troops!
December first! Time to start panicking.
Make your list of who gets a Christmas card,
Who gets a black garbage bag folded up small
with "Happy Generic Holiday" painted on it?
A list of who gets a gift.
Just make the lists for now.
Next week start thinking about what kind of gifts.
Enjoy!
Ophelia
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The wife appeared at the breakfast table in curlers and a
worn bathrobe. The husband looked up from his newspaper and
said, "Why can't you look like you did when we were first
got married?"
"Why should I?" she snapped back at her hubby. "I'm not
pregnant now!"
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