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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, December 13 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across the frozen lake to the yeneral store to pick up some tobacco. She asked for some money, but he told her to "Yust put it on our tab". So she valked across, got the tobacco & valked back. Then she asked Ole "Vhy didn't you send me with any money?". Ole replied, "Vell, I vasn't going to send any money ven I vasn't sure how tik the fokin' ice vas." =====================================================
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