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Good Morning, John! Today is Sunday, December 17 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 3 The Socialite telephoned her son-in-law and was berating him for the rumors she'd heard about his affair with a typist who worked for him. "You obviously don't appreciate the difference between a woman of fine breeding and position, and a tragic, loose little office slut." his mother-in-Law admonished him. The man replied, "And you, my dear Mrs. Johnson obviously don't appreciate the difference between cool, dignifiedand but rather loose acquiescence, and genuine, enthusiastic boots 'n' all tight fucking." =====================================================
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