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 Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, December 27 How are your elbows? Enjoy! Ophelia 
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 _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ______________________________________________________ 1 Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a French journalist and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, "Are you my friend?" or is it "Are you the one who killed my brother?" Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, "What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French." ======================================================   
 
 
  
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