Ophelia Dingbatter's News, December 3, 2017 (Kid safe email test)

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Ophelia Dingbatter's News
NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version:
A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a tree hugger, a
democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of
timberland near Colville, WA.
There was a large cedar tree on one of the highest points
in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural
splendor of her land so she started to climb the big
tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl
that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid
down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her
In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see
a Doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a
democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all
the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with
great patience and then told her to go wait in the
examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor
reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits
from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest
Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before
removing old-growth timber from a recreational area."
I'm sorry, but they turned me down. Since cedar does not
rot, you will just have to get used to it.

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