Ophelia Dingbatter's News, December 5, 2017 (Kid safe email test)

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Ophelia Dingbatter's News
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Today is Tuesday, December 5
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Young woman: "Where are we going?"
Young Pauly (driving): "Oh, just a drive in the country."
Young woman: "Will you stop the car in the middle
of nowhere, and then put your hand up my skirt,
kiss me, and finally have sex with me?"
Young Pauly (virtuously): "Of course not!"
Young woman: "Then what the hell are we driving all the way
out there for?"
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