Ophelia Dingbatter's News, December 6, 2017 (Kid safe email test)

8 days ago


Text only:

Ophelia Dingbatter's News
NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
Subscribe
Good Morning, John!
Today is Wednesday, December 6
Enjoy!
Ophelia
Renew / Upgrade
____________________________________________________
This version is just for testing your email,
whether you can receive my newsletter or not.
If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe
to the full version.
To keep out little kids, the full version costs
one dollar a month or ten dollars a year.
PayPal does the age check.
You can use credit or debit cards at PayPal
if you don't have a PayPal account yet.

Subscribe to the FULL version!

_____________________________________________________
Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version:
_____________________________________________________
6
After watching a rather hot love scene on cable, the husband
looked over at his wife and said, "How come you never make
love to me like that?"
"Are you kidding me?? Do you have any idea how much they pay
those people to do that??"
=====================================================






Mah, we need more paint!
Enjoy!
(`v)
Ophelia
======================================================
If you like my work,
Please donate a dollar,
or two, if you can afford it!
Please, help me stay online!
Enjoy!
Ophelia
-----------------------------------------
---------ooooO-----------------------
---------( )-------Ooooo-------.
----------\ (---------( )--------
-----------\ \---------) /----------
----------- \ _)--------/ /------------
-----------------------(_ /--------------
-----------------------------------------
[html] [/html]
ophelia@dingbatter.com
If you like my work, please donate a dollar, or two, if you can afford it!
Please help me stay online!
Please subscribe a friend to the Ophelia Dingbatter News
Don't worry, they will get a confirmation request.
Unless they confirm, their subscription will not be completed..
Guaranteed Privacy! Names and addresses will never be sold or transferred to anybody.
      417      

You can un-subscribe from this list by clicking this link:
http://webby.com/magiclist/index.cgi?act=u&l=Ding&email=newsletter@newslettercollector.com

Dingbatter.com

Categories: Humor
Age: 7 until 13 year 14 until 18 year 19 until 30 year 31 until 64 years 65 and older

Deel deze nieuwsbrief op

© 2017