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Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, February 12 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 1 A very drunken man gets on a city bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you - You're going straight to hell!" The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Good heavens, I'm on the wrong bus! I don't wanna go where SHE goes!" =====================================================
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