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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, February 18 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: The kid safe joke is clean! ___________________________________________________ 5 A man wants to have his penis enlarged so he goes to a specialist who recommends a newprocedure of attaching a bit of elephant trunk to the end of the penis. The man goes for it and has a humongous penis. One day, while eating dinner at his girlfriends, his penis reaches up from under the table, grabs a bun and slides back down under the table. The girlfriend is amazed. "That's incredible", she says, "Can you do it again?" The man replies, "I'd love to, but I don't think my butt can handle another bun right now". _____________________________________________
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