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Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, February 20 (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 3 "Two elderly Irish drinking buddies are sitting at the pub pondering on the future. One says to the other: You know Mr. O'Shea, we've had great sport together for many years. It just came to mind that should it be I who should happen to go first, it would mean a great deal To me if you would say a few kind words at "me" grave. The other friend responds: That I'll do, Mr.O'Donnel, that I'll do. But should it be I who should happen to go first, for old times sake I'd be Forever grateful if you would pour a bottle of Irish whiskey over "me" grave. The friend responds: That I'll do. But about the Irish whiskey............ Would you mind it so much if it should happen to pass through "me" kidneys first? ______________________________________________________
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