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Good Morning, John! Today is Sunday, February 21 (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 7 A bewildered-looking man walked up to one of our bank's customer- service representatives. "I want to deposit my paycheque, but I'm not sure how to do it," he said. "No problem," said Linda as she took his cheque and passbook. There was a flurry of activity for a few moments, and then his passbook was handed back to him. The man looked at his book, noting the deposit and, smiling, said, "That's it?" "That's it. Just give your paycheque to me, and I'll take care if it." The man suddenly looked at her curiously. "Say," he drawled, "are you now my wife?" ______________________________________________________
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