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Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, February 21 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 A mother gets up during the night to do as nature intended, when she hears some strange noise from the living room. Going to investigate, she snaps on the light. She is utterly surprised to find her daughter stark naked on the couch, with a young man the mother didn't know atop of her. "Well -- I NEVER!" exclaimed the mother. "But mom, you MUST have!" smirked the daughter. =====================================================
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