Ophelia Dingbatter's News
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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, January 25 Tomorrow is still OK, but Saturday, Sunday and Monday you will have a vacation. DearWebby has to get injections into his eyeballs, and won`t send anything out. So I won`t be asking for a donation or a vote on those days. You won`t have to feel guilty. Yeah, I know, you don`t anyway. So, enjoy your vacation! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk. "What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl. The grandmother was embarrassed, so she said, "The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the doctor." "They're just like people, aren't they Grandma?" "How do you mean?" asked the Grandma. "Offer someone a helping hand," said the little girl, "...and they'll screw you every time!" =====================================================
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