Ophelia Dingbatter's News
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Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, January 30 Thank YOU, Ross!!!
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 5 A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things. 1st little boy says, "Alligator". "Very good, that's a big word". 2nd boy says, "Predator". "Yes, that's another big word". Johnny says, "Vibrator, Miss". After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That's a big word, but it doesn't eat anything." "Well my sister has one and she says it eats batteries!" =====================================================
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