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Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, January 30 Thank YOU, Ross!!!
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 Vicki was still feeling a bit weak and not up to par after her recent bout with the flu and went to see her doctor. After a quick examination, he said, "You look weak and exhausted! What have you been doing? Are you getting out in the fresh air, getting enough exercise, and having your meals 3 times a day, as I advised on your last visit?" Vicki looked up, a bit surprised and exclaimed, "Oh doc, I've sure been getting the first two, but on that last one, I woulda swore you said three males a day!" =====================================================
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